Speaking of reality TV, Dallas’ Melissa Rycroft has become a hot number on Dancing With The Stars. The ex-Cowboys cheerleader did herself proud last night, right after giving a shout-out to Dallas and warning rivals “not to mess with Texas.” I’m only aware of Melissa–previously jilted by the weaselly Jason on The Bachelor–because my better half has become a Dancing fan… mainly, I think, because of some European stud named Gilles. Who wears really sleazy see-through shirts. Which doesn’t seem to bother her.