Articles for April, 2009

Hey, Rick Perry. Here’s An Idea. Let’s Merge With Mexico.

Joseph Duggan is a former speechwriter for the first President Bush (now there’s a challenge) who is a visiting professor at Tecnológico de Monterrey in Mexico City. He was kind enough to send me his interview with ex-president Vicente Fox, published today by the American Spectator, and added a thought: If the Guv wants Texas to secede from the U.S., there’s another country that may like to have us:

I would estimate that about 5 percent of Mexican citizens live in Texas already (as many as 15 percent of Mexican citizens live somewhere in the USA). Since we love limited government, there could be a rotating presidency as in Switzerland.  For six months the “canton” of Texas could have the presidency, another six months, the Bajio region of Mexico, then the Yucatan peninsula, and so forth.

Dumb idea? It’s true that in the realm of dumb ideas, Rick Perry is usually the master*. But if we’re going to start entertaining them, we might as well include them all.

* I do have to admit that I like Perry’s support of the 10th Amendment. Just because it’s dead as a doornail, doesn’t mean it always has to be. That said, there are a few problems with Perry’s new-found Constitutional purity. Like, why didn’t he bring it up when W was president?

The Restaurant With the Worst Name in Dallas?

Sure, chicken sounds okay. But you know what I could REALLY go for? Some delicious — things.

Larry North Talks About His Lawsuit Against Henry S. Miller and Ray Washburne

Josh Hixson got Larry North to comment. North says it’s personal.

Have You Seen R.I.P. Dallas?

That’s what a FBvian just asked me, referring to a new pro-convention center hotel site, adding “I think the hotel’s supporters have taken the gloves off.” You be the judge. Here is the site in question.

UPDATE: For the record, nothing on R.I.P. Dallas is as bizarre as John Wiley Price somehow conflating the hotel with Jim Crow laws. Now THAT is taking the gloves off.

Three Officers Forced Out at Morning News

A person inside the Morning News described this news to me as a “bombshell.” As the News merges functions with AHC, some big changes are going down. Jump for the full memo from Moroney, but Evelyn Miller (executive VP finance), Laura Gordon (senior VP marketing), and Darryl Thornton (VP human resources) are soon to leave the building.

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Hillcrest Cyclone Blog: My New Favorite Time Waste

The kids at the Hillcrest High School Cyclone started a blog earlier this month. I’m not sure why I enjoy it so much, but I do. Thanks to the alert FrontBurnervian who sent me the link and sent me down that rabbit hole.

Thrillist Coming Soon to Dallas

If you’ve never heard of Thrillist, think DailyCandy for guys. Less shoes and spas. More beer and bawdy. As in, here’s the preamble to their announcement that they’re launching a Dallas outpost in the next couple of weeks:

Even in a city as aggressive about leisure as Dallas, the most intrepid men can get caught in a rut, drinking the same booze, rubbing the same elbows, and passing out in the same apartment courtyard hot tub that once seemed so full of promise, but now bubbles with shame.

I don’t know who the Dallas editor will be, but a couple weeks back, I had a chat with Adam Rich, the founder of Thrillist, about some folks who I thought might be right for the job. My favorite part of the conversation was where he described the editor’s duties, and I unintentionally insulted him by saying it didn’t sound like a 40-hour-a-week job.

Again, Adam, I’m sorry. You have my résumé. If I can send you some clips, just let me know.

Malls’ Owner/Manager Files Chapter 11

It should be business as usual at the local malls owned or managed by General Growth Properties, which just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, mainly because of a credit-market problem. But still, the filing can’t be good news for the Chicago company’s DFW properties like the Galleria and Stonebriar Centre. At the same time, the picture’s not all gloom and doom at malls here. One case in point is locally owned NorthPark Center, where insiders say sales actually rose in 2008 over the previous year.

Susan Boyle’s Sister City is in North Texas

385x200_susanboyleAnd that’s enough reason to post the video that’s made me cry like a baby the past two days. The unemployed 47-year-old Boyle lives in West Lothian, Scotland, sister city to Grapevine. (Perhaps she’ll play Glass Cactus? No? Bad idea?) If you haven’t seen her sing on the British version of American Idol America’s Got Talent (Britain’s Got Talent), block off about seven minutes. And grab a tissue or two.

Leading Off (4/16/09)

1. The global economic crisis is finally seriously kicking Southwest Airlines in the jeans. It lost $91 million in the first quarter, its third quarterly loss in a row. All it has gained is a buyout package and wage/hiring freezes. It’s all relative, I guess: AMR Corp. (American’s parent) reported a loss of $375 million. Which is the long way of saying there are worse industries to be in than journalism right now.

2. So suddenly it’s okay for Gov. Rick Perry to speak passionately at tax day anti-spending rallies in Arlington and Fort Worth? The timing seems…odd. Or convenient. Maybe that’s the word I’m looking for.

3. Things that happened last night at the AAC: Dirk Nowtizki scored 30 points, extending his streak of games over 20 points to 25; Jason Kidd had a triple double; the Mavs won 50 games for the ninth straight time; and they clinched the sixth seed in the Western Conference playoffs and a first round date with their longtime archenemy, the San Antonio Spurs. The first game is Saturday at 7 p.m. I’m sure Bob Sturm (aka Sports Sturm, aka the Sturminator, aka Bobby Digital) will have something to say about all that over at the Corner. (UPDATE: He does.)

Site Parodies Convention Center Hotel

Over at www.Dallas.Org, Allen Gwinn has put up a damn funny parody called The Dallas Convention Center Hotel (”Luxury and Elegance With the Bureaucracy You Would Expect”). Check it out before somebody takes it down.

Larry North Sues Highland Park Village

It’s been reported elsewhere, but I think Josh Hixson’s dispatch on the lawsuit, on Overheard, is the best I’ve read yet. Warning to Ray Washburne and Henry S. Miller: have you met North’s lawyer, Larry Friedman? Watch out.

I Need To Find A Black Horse, Please Help!

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Plastic Man Apparently In Bar Fight in Bedford

How else can you be “stabbed several times” after a post-1 a.m. bar brawl and yet “sustain no life-threatening injuries.” Isn’t the mere appearance of the knife, let alone the multiple stabbings, pretty life-threatening?

What’s So Great About the College Football Hall of Fame?

Dallas bigwigs have been vocal about their plans to bring the College Football Hall of Fame from South Bend, Indiana, to somewhere near the potential convention-center hotel, and Arlington is showing signs of interest. But at end of day yesterday, Wilonsky brought up a couple of good points that should be addressed, including this bit:

“Folks [in Indiana] don’t want the College Hall of Fame, insisting it’s nothing more than a poorly attended tax drain to the tune of $600,000 annually.”

Seems like there’s nothing Dallas likes more than a potential tax drain.