DMN Loses Its Religion

A converted FrontBurnervian points us to news that the Dallas Morning News has redeployed the last two religion writers it had, Jeff Weiss and Sam Hodges. They are now covering suburban schools. Reached at His country retreat, God said of the DMN‘s move: “I have two words for them: brim and stone.”

Yeah, I’m going to go pray over that joke. I think it can be better.