Articles for April 28th, 2009

Ron White Gets His Day

I had never heard of comedian Ron White until a humorous FrontBurnervian pointed me to this video of the man talking about the establishment of Ron White Day, an idea sponsored by Rep. Joe Driver (R-Garland). (Side note: Ron White and TexMo scribe Skip Hollandsworth? Separated at birth?)

Job Posting: Help Fight the Swine Flu

The public information officer for the Dallas County Health Department quit yesterday — smack in the middle of the swine flu panic. I’m sure there’s a story there. Someone working at a fully staffed media outlet is welcome to report it. Speaking of, here’s more info about the job opening.

Pete Delkus v. Dale Hansen, Ctd.

Comments would have been nice today, because then, rather than wait five hours for me to leave work, pick up a kiddo from soccer, cook dinner, make up a bedtime story, write a note to my son’s teacher, tidy up in the kitchen, and sit down to watch the Mavs game with my laptop atop my lap, whereupon I was informed by an offspring of Marty Haag’s that his father, in fact, was dead — my bonehead error could have been corrected almost immediately. (And right now, I’m looking at you, Eric. Thanks a lot for the help today on the Haag thing. If it was an intentional miscue, I will get you back. If, on the other hand, it was an honest mistake, I will get you back.)

James Bland Takes Pretty Pictures

Attentive readers of the April issue of the “print product” know all about James Bland’s recent series of portraits of local artists. The “print product” being the “print product,” we couldn’t print every picture James took. If you’d like to see more of them, head to CADD, where he is mounting a show from today through May 2. (The reception is April 30.)

Pete Delkus v. Dale Hansen

The sportscaster and the weathercaster will be doing something called “The Rumble in the Plaza,” a series of contests to determine quien es mas macho. This is so NOT what television news should be about. Marty Haag is rolling in his grave right now.

But I’ll watch it.

(What? Marty Haag is still alive?)

Julie Lyons’ Holy Roller About to Roll Into Bookstores

I had completely forgotten about former Dallas Observer editor Julie Lyons’ debut book until Wilonsky sort of obliquely brought it up the other day. Turns out it comes out in just over a month, via WaterBrook Press, a division of Random House. So, you know, kind of a big deal.

As for what it’s about: A rogue cop is forced to go undercover in a high-profile super church run by his childhood best friend, who may or may not be the kingpin behind a Mexican-American drug cartel. Except pretty much the opposite of that. I’d read that undercover-church book, though. On a plane ride, or maybe around the pool.

Yelling at the Hispanic Obama

In honor of Eric’s great story on state Rep. Rafael Anchia in our May issue, here’s classic video of Ranch and Rep. Jodie Laubenberg tussling back in 2007 (jump ahead to around the 3:20 mark).

One Day Rod Dreher and Jim Schutze Will Break Bread, and I Will Feed Them the Bread, and It Will Be Good

crazy_old_man_mike_by_michaelbillsTwo of my favorite people/writers/public antagonizers are Jim Schutze and Rod Dreher. For some reason, they always seem to be taking shots at each other. Maybe that’s because they’re both kind of insane loners, but at different ends of the nuthouse. I dunno. Each of them would have come up with a better analogy, though. I’m just glad when the chilly relationship thaws somewhat, as it seems to be doing today when Rod praises Jim’s book The Accommodation while discussing the hotel convention debate. (Both praises it and admits to not yet having read it, which is awesome, too.)

New Ads Debut On Radio, On FrontBurner

I see that the pro-hotel group, Enough is Enough, has Roger Staubach doing radio ads telling folks to vote no. I also see, flashing above me, that they’ve bought a banner ad on FrontBurner, the magazine run by the man who has said the hotel financing plan is poorly conceived. Well played, EiE.

WHAT THE WHAT?! Who Turned Off Comments!!??

Prop 2 Would Stymie Growth

Those opposed to Proposition 1, which would block city ownership of a convention-center hotel, contend the measure would hobble Dallas’ growth. For reasons Wick has explained, that’s ridiculous.

The real anti-growth measure on the May 9 ballot is Prop 2. Under its language, a citywide referendum would have to be held before developers of condos, hotels and malls got $1 million or more in city incentives, if 500 voters signed a petition.

Prop 2 proponents like Paul Osborn, of the local Libertarian Party, say it’s all about government “transparency,” and checks and balances. That’s hogwash.

Prop 2’s really about stopping growth. All these referenda–or the threat of them–would only cause delay and uncertainty, two things developers can’t abide. They’ll take their projects to surrounding, more hospitable cities so fast your head will spin.

Convention-hotel supporters have tried to conflate Props 1 and 2, urging no votes on each. But they’re being dishonest with the voters. The only link between the two is this: Prop 2 was devised strictly as a payback measure by union organizers who couldn’t get their foot in the door of the proposed convention hotel.

If you care about Dallas’ future, vote no on Prop 2.

Burl Osborne, Ctd.

Wick, some DMNers who’ve e-mailed me take issue with Mr. Osborne’s opinion that “no new medium has ever destroyed an old one.” Their point being, what is his definition of “destroy”? It certainly has been maimed, if only as a business model. How else can you characterize circulation losses of 40 percent, stock devaluation of 90 percent, workforce cuts of more than 50 percent, diminished advertising revenue, the demise of popular news sections, and closure of bureau offices?

If he means completely wiping out their existence, then, no, the online media haven’t done that. But what if a new medium destroys an old medium’s significance? That did happen to radio, and that’s what is happening to newspapers. What if it destroys its widespread appeal? That happened to magazines, which now serve niches, and it’s happening to newspapers. What the online world has not yet destroyed is a paper’s relevance. It’s trying, though, and how newspaper leaders respond to the new media landscape will determine if they are, for all intents and purposes, going to be extinct.

Starck Club Documentary Screening Will Be Followed By A Party At Dali Wine Bar

If you remember the Starck Club, you’ll want to see this movie and go to this party.

Leading Off (4/28/09)

1. If I told you I knew a doctor who, last week, treated someone with flu-like symptoms who had just returned from Mexico — a pig farm in Mexico — would you be more or less freaked out about the swine flu thing.

2. There is a bill pending in the U.S. Senate that would force the Bush Library to disclose its donors. Spoiler alert: Not on the list are the following people—me, Avi Adelman, and this guy.

3. The diaper robbers were captured in Grapevine. They stole Huggies. Why did they do it? Because, as we all know, Nathan needs some Huggies.