Articles for April 24th, 2009

Ed Belfour Puts Down Roots in Allen

Remember zanie goaltender Ed Belfour? Here’s how you can play hockey against him. Maybe invite him for a drink afterward at the Mansion.

Wonkette Slaps Joe Barton Upside His Head

An alert FBvian points us to this post by Wonkette about Rep. Joe Barton’s disparaging remarks on hybrid cars. Executive summary: for them to be successful, the military would have to force Americans to drive them. One of my favorite lines from Wonkette:

It’s hilarious how close Joe Barton pushes the limit but always stops just before shouting, “I LITERALLY DO WHATEVER THE OIL COMPANIES TELL ME TO DO.”

Pension Oversight In Texas To Be Weakened?

Jim Mitchell over at the News is up in arms about the stripping of key enforcement provisions from a pension oversight bill in the Legislature. You’d think the New York pension debacle would be a wake-up call to every legislator, district attorney, and attorney general in America. But in the Texas Legislature, apparently it’s not what you know but who knows you that matters.

Paul Burka: A Dismal Legislative Session

In his latest Texas Monthly column, Burka excoriates Texas Republican leaders who “refuse to govern, refuse to lead, and refuse to put policy that’s good for Texas ahead of politics that are good for them…”

City Council Candidate Brint Ryan Had Tax Lien Filed Against His House

In the May issue of the “print product,” Zac wrote about the most expensive City Council race in Dallas history: Brint Ryan versus Ann Margolin in District 13. Today comes news out of the Margolin camp that in January 2008, a federal tax lien was filed against Ryan’s house. See the Margolin press release here. There could be a very good reason for why the lien was filed, and Ryan very well might have taken care of the whole thing in a timely and reasonable matter. Still, though. This is Ryan’s Chazz Redd moment. Federal tax lien = shirtless MySpace pic with guns.

Who Would You Rather Hear on the Airwaves? Southside Steve Rickman or FM Tim?, Ctd.

Eric, this is in retaliation for the pic of you I put out on Twitter yesterday, isn’t it?

Style Network to Make Dallas Look Totally World-Class

A hockey sweater-wearing FrontBurnervian points us to the news (scroll down) that the Style Network is working on a reality show to be set in Dallas:

Finding big hair and bigger attitudes, The Style Network travels to Dallas with its newest unscripted docu-series exploring the bonds between rich socialite mothers and their debutante daughters in Mothers and Daughters of Dallas.

There’s more description on that site. Sounds wonderful, doesn’t it? Anyone know which mother-daughter duos have been approached?

Tarrant County DA Tim Curry, R.I.P.

In forty years, he never lost an election. The S-T obituary is here.

Attention Doctors: Time to Vote

Yes, it’s that time again. Time to vote for the “Best Doctors in Dallas” for 2009. Go the main page and click the button on the right with the stethoscope. Voting ends in a week.

Who Would You Rather Hear on the Airwaves? Southside Steve Rickman or FM Tim?

mergepaddyThe greatness that is Robert Philpot is reporting that The Bone 93.3 (formerly the home of Merge Radio, with Tim and Yvonne; that’s Tim at left, being wacky) is getting a new morning show. It will be piped in from Atlanta. Which is ridiculous, of course. If you’re going to engage in typical morning deejay hijinks, like wearing a big hat while broadcasting over the airwaves, you need to be based here. It’s just not as funny if you’re doing the same thing in A-town.

Dallas’ AT&T Beats Analysts Expectations

The company earned $3.1 billion in the first quarter, a little down from last year, but “a little down” is the new up. There was heavy contribution from IPhone sales, which the company basically subsidizes. Why does it do that? Emory Kale at TG Daily has the answer:

About three quarters of AT&T’s new customers chose the iPhone, for which AT&T is the exclusive U.S. carrier. While the iPhone is an expensive bauble in the corporate pie for AT&T…it gets the benefit of the significant increase in subscriber fees that iPhone users bring, 60% more than other customers.

Dissent Of The Day: Licensing

An engineering FrontBurnervian tells us why licensing is required in his field:

Licensure is not necessarily anti-competitive, especially when legal and public safety issues are involved.  Land surveyors, whom you’ve listed in your post, are licensed by states because their work often involves the creation of legal documents like plats and such.  Licensed engineers are required for projects where public health and safety is paramount.  This includes almost all infrastructure, public buildings, etc.  And, of course, the need for licensing of medical doctors and lawyers is obvious. 

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CamargoCopeland Architectural Firms Says It Wasn’t Paid for Glorypark Park

I could be missing it, but I don’t see this story in the DMN yet. Andrea Ahles at the Star-Telegram is reporting that CamargoCopeland claims Hicks owes the firm $347,215 for design work it did on the mothballed Glorypark project. And the clouds continue to gather.

The Persistent Urban Myth: Madonna Is Moving To Dallas

Every, oh, six months or so for the last upteen years, we receive an urgent confidential message from someone who has heard from a reliable source that the entertainer has just looked at/bought/redecorated a house and is moving here.

Apparently not.

UPDATE: Where did this particular Urban Myth originate? Why, from D Magazine, of course! The legendary Alan Pepperd tells the story below:

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Fifth Circuit Rules Interior Designers Can Call Themselves Interior Designers

Texas lost another round in its contining attempts to maintain protectionist monopolies in certain trades. The Fifth Circuit ruled that unlicensed interior designers are indeed interior designers.

Texas maintains protectionist, anti-competition statutes for, among other things, hairdressers, polygraph examiners, funeral directors, land surveyors, private security companies, social workers, pest controllers, irrigators, family therapists, dieticians, barbers, audiologists, acupuncturists, hearing-aid dispensers, and court reporters. This is not the first time the Fifth Circuit has intervened. In 2003, it ruled that Texas had to allow its residents to buy wine over the Internet, after liquor wholesalers had gotten the Legislature to make importation a felony. As I wrote here in 2005,

Texas state government is designed to prevent competition, not to encourage it. One way is by restricting information. In 2001, for example, the Sunset Commission chastised the Funeral Services Commission for not posting sample prices for funerals on its web site. Four years later, the information is still not there.

I just checked. It still isn’t.