Attention Hot Singles: Get Your Mug in D Magazine

With a little trepidation, I come to you with a proposition: Are you single? Are you attractive? Would you be so daring as to have your cellphone number published in an award-winning magazine? Then send me your particulars, along with a picture of yourself.

We’re working on an appreciation piece about our fair city (by which we really mean North Texas). One of the things we appreciate is the pulchritude of the singles who dwell therein. I am a man, and so my appreciation mostly applies to the female singles — but there are some hot dudes out there, too. So we thought we’d just go ahead and show people in the magazine what we appreciate: attractive single people. And, sure, we’ll provide phone numbers, too. (Full disclosure: we are brazenly ripping off this idea from New York magazine.)

It’s as simple as that. If you’re chosen, your photo (perhaps taken by our staff photographer, Spider Monkey herself) will run alongside those of, say, nine other attractive people. And their phone numbers. You’ll be presented to the world as one of the reasons we love Dallas.

Let’s do this.