Video of Hard Hat Tour of Center for the Performing Arts

Remember when we took that behind-the-scenes tour? The greatness that is Kyle Kearbey has produced a video of our little sojourn. Enjoy it. Hard.

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  1. Already live-blogged it:

    :12 — FM Tim arrives, entire arts district sags under weight of his ego.

    :27 — Quoniam Tu Solus Sanctus Allegro by Vivaldi. Sweet.

    :43 — You can see Spider Monkey taking photos of the pivot door. What you can’t see is her 10 seconds later getting the phone number of the guy she was shooting.

    :57 — Me = handsome AND inquisitive.

    1:21 — Good heavens. Look at Tim’s high pants.

    1:27 — Willard!

    1:34 — Willard spins!

    1:39 — Willard yawns!

    2:00 — The Mayor sighting. You should know that Zac spent much of the tour cracking me up describing the action-adventure movie he would soon write that would take place in the construction site of a downtown arts district, wherein the bad guys posed as construction workers. Just know it involved slow-motion fight scenes in half-constructed theaters, slow-motion nail gun fights, slow-motion chases through green rooms, slow-motion battles between two hydraulic excavator scoops, Bruce Willis nearly discovered by a gun-toting construction worker as he hides in an air vent, and a slow-motion finale involving the opera house fly tower. Working title: Die Hard 5: The Art of War.

    3:35 — Tim makes a good point about how the larger spaces feel big, and the smaller areas feel small.

    3:48 — FM Tim’s outro. Great job, Kyle. Only way to improve video is if it ends with a steel girder falling onto Tim in hilarious cartoonish fashion.

    @ 11:45 am on March 24, 2009