Lawsuit of the Day (Involving Obama, Blagojevich, and Addison Man)

Posted on March 12th, 2009 3:12pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Business, Celebrity, Crime, Law, Politics

Maybe one of you legal-minded FrontBurnervians can explain this lawsuit filed today in Dallas. It is styled “Corolone Inc., Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden, and Buddy Busch v. Mahmound Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, Rod Blagojevich, Donald Trump, and James Goodnight.” Okay, so, Buddy Busch lives in Addison. The suit says that in July 2008, defendents hired a “professional killer” to come to Busch’s house and threaten to kill his family. To me, that sounds like a lousy professional killer. If I hire a professional killer, I don’t want that guy just making threats. You know? If I wanted threats made, I’d hire a professional threatener. A professional killer? I wanna see a corpse. Maybe that’s just me.

Anyway, what all this has to do with Barack Obama and Rod Blagojevich I can’t for the life of me figure out. L’il help?

12 comments

  1. It doesn’t get much more wheels off than this. If I had known how much fun lawsuits could be, I’d have studied harder….

    @ 3:28 pm on March 12, 2009

  2. A) So bin laden lives in Florida? Really poor form of Jed not to tell his brother. Thanksgiving dinner this year? Awk-ward.

    B) Buddy, how do you feel about cactus juice, Earl Campbell sausage, and popcorn in brown bags?

    @ 3:29 pm on March 12, 2009

  3. don’t know where to start with this one other than to say i KNEW bin Laden was hiding out in Florida, apparently at Tom Hagen’s house

    @ 3:32 pm on March 12, 2009

  4. He can’t be in Florida, he’s living in my atti — yeah, makes sense, he’s probably in Florida. Or something.

    @ 3:40 pm on March 12, 2009

  5. I Like His Use Of Capital Lettering.

    @ 3:45 pm on March 12, 2009

  6. “A professional killer? I wanna see a corpse.”

    Done and done.

    @ 4:10 pm on March 12, 2009

  7. At least he has Tom Hagen and Vito Andolini representing him.

    @ 4:20 pm on March 12, 2009

  8. I like the part about Obama employing a “trained child molester” as a childcare worker.

    @ 4:43 pm on March 12, 2009

  9. From my extensive legal background, here’s how I think it all connects:

    Obama and Osama’s names rhyme. That’s worth suing over right there. In fact, I’m not sure how it could be legal.

    Ahmadinejad, and Blagojevich should both be sued for having names that are impossible to pronounce. I’m glad they’re in there.

    I can’t find anything on Corolone Inc., which means it must be a “black-op” undercover organization. I’m pretty sure they’re involved in alien abductions too.

    Donald Trump? It’s the hair. Sue his ass off.

    But what do I know. I’m not a lawyer. My parents were married when I was born.

    @ 4:54 pm on March 12, 2009

  10. If I wanted threats made, I’d hire Alibaster K. Abthernabther.

    @ 7:21 am on March 13, 2009

  11. Did anyone notice that the attorney for “Corolone, Inc.” was Tom Hagen? Did they mean to say Corleone???

    @ 7:59 am on March 13, 2009

  12. I worked with this guy in the past…he threatened to sue the organization I was with too. He’s also filed a suit against Pat Robertson. Yeah…kind of nutty…

    @ 9:43 am on March 13, 2009