Articles for March 4th, 2009

T.O. To Go

I just flipped over to SportsCenter in time to catch NFL reporter Michael Smith breaking the news that the Dallas Cowboys have released Terrell Owens. Smith says it’s because of all of the lockerroom disruptions. If this were a sports blog, there’d be a lot of cogent analysis here. I guess I’ll just leave that for the commenters.

Ed Oakley and His Eyebrows Considering Another Run

The mayoral runner-up says the chances are “slim to none,” but adds that people are itching for him to enter the race for District 3. Even though the filing deadline is Monday, Oakley and Dave Levinthal are confident he would have no problem meeting the requirements.

But, we reminded Oakley, collecting enough voter signatures to file a valid petition for a ballot position would take him about half a day.

“That’s true,” Oakley said.

Jeez, Dave. Just rub more salt in the wound. I hope the Bills go 0-16.

George W Bush Bicycles Where Eagles Dare

Remember Rochester Park? It’s a newish park in the Trinity Corridor close to the area where local birders have reported sightings of bald eagles. Monday, a nature-lovin’ FrontBurnervian Birder spotted an yellow-helmeted ex-President of the United States at Rochester Park. (New species!) My friend pulled up to the park and noticed a black SUV with Maryland license plates. When he got out of the car to hike in the forest, two dudes in black suits approached him. They told him they were scouting a location for George W. Bush to ride his mountain bike. Ten minutes later, a line of six mountain bikes, one with GW, flew past him. No bald eagles reported.

The Sneaky Way to Buy a “New” Car

Had a drink last night with an FBvian whose significant other works at Sewell Lexus. I asked if there had been a slowdown in new car sales and received an unexpected answer. Apparently, people are still buying new Lexuses, but they are requesting that the interior, paint color, amenities, etc., match those of the car they are replacing. Why? So their friends and colleagues aren’t wise to the new purchase, given how it might be perceived in these rough economic times.

SMU Provides Backdrop For Sad State Of J-School Graduates

A friend and Mustang J-School alum sent this link and writes:

Why does the main image accompanying this Gawker item have to come from SMU? Just to taunt me, I think.

HDNet Looking To Make Dan Rather Less Lonely

New York Observer reports that Dan Rather Reports is looking for new correspondents (in addition to Rather, not instead of). I always mean to watch the HDNet newsprogram but end up watching the late-night version of Art Mann Presents instead.

Highland Park Worker Takes My Fun Away

Actually, it’s whatever he’s pouring out of that white bottle (shown center) that’s neutralizing the bubbles, source of our joy. I suspect that substance might be at work in other once-bubbly areas of my life as well.

HP’s Priddy Fountain Suffers Savage Soap Attack

This is what it looked like at about 9 this morning, as two workers were scooping out the bubbles. Children, we do not find this amusing. Oh, wait. Yes we do.

DFW Airport to Offer Healthy Dining Options

In the corporate restaurant business, restaurants with hundreds of locations are considered especially heinous. An elite crowd, known as brand creators, attempt to serve healthier cuisine. These are their stories.

Leading Off (3/4/09)

1. Mark Cuban isn’t happy about Monday’s loss to the Thunder. Yesterday he said, “The ball won’t always bounce the way we want it to, but every player can control their level of effort. … I don’t care what their contract is. I would rather turn over the roster 100 percent than subject fans to another game like last night.” Two things about that: 1) We now have a second opinion on the behavior of the basketball. Cuban concurs with Josh Howard, who was the first to tell us that “you can’t control what the ball do.” It is, indeed, crazy, man. 2) I’m not a sports fan, as Eric has pointed out. So maybe I don’t understand how this works. But it would be impossible to fire an entire NBA team, wouldn’t it?

2. Lake Cliff Park has always intrigued me. It seems like the real estate around that lake ought to be more prized. Dallas just doesn’t have that many urban lakes. This particular lake does have some cars parked in it, but whatever. That’s easily fixed.

3. We’ve taken some guff on FrontBurner for paying too much attention lately to Belo’s falling stock prices. So I’d like to mention that Blockbuster’s stock yesterday plunged 77 percent, to 22 cents, on rumors that it was preparing to file for bankruptcy. Trading had to be halted. If you jumped in when trading resumed, congratulations. At the open this morning, BBI was up 140 percent.