If you couldn’t change everything, but you could change one thing, what would it be?
(I’ve got my eye on you Goethe Rous; watch your mouth.)
46 comments
more sacks of kittens
@ 3:03 pm on February 27, 2009
The president
@ 3:06 pm on February 27, 2009
Sounds like you’re re-negging on your friday promise…
@ 3:09 pm on February 27, 2009
… the incorrect numbers on my lotto ticket
@ 3:13 pm on February 27, 2009
Can we change something categorically that would have multiple manifestations? I mean, what I’m saying here is waffle trees. Is that more than one thing? Because I don’t think I’d waste my single shot on just one waffle tree.
@ 3:15 pm on February 27, 2009
the fact that the band Creed ever existed.
@ 3:17 pm on February 27, 2009
I would change the fact that I can’t change everything. And then I would change everything.
@ 3:19 pm on February 27, 2009
I would change the date of the Casey Thompson post to tomorrow, so I could finally see what the big deal about today’s change is all about FINALLY…..
@ 3:20 pm on February 27, 2009
More cowbell
@ 3:33 pm on February 27, 2009
Better access to beer at work
@ 3:34 pm on February 27, 2009
The awkward Christmas incident with my creepy uncle when I was 7-years-old.
@ 3:34 pm on February 27, 2009
Are you crazy?
It’s a very dangerous thing to do
Exactly what you want
Because you cannot know yourself,
Or what you’d really do
@ 3:36 pm on February 27, 2009
I would like to change my time of death to 50 years beyond my original time of death. I would like that change to occur 1 hour after my original time of death. Then I could write a book on what occurs when you die.
@ 3:39 pm on February 27, 2009
Reconsider my potential options I had when dating the rich girl in HS. West Texas arid grassland can look like paradise when you’ve got 100 sections of it.
@ 3:41 pm on February 27, 2009
I’d change “standing, clapping” to something else as a way to express admiration and/or approval. It had a good run, but much like “good day sir, i said good day”, it’s reached that point where it’s just kind of sad when you see someone still using it. What is should be changed to i do not know, the internet will eventually shine it’s wisdom upon us in matters such as this.
@ 3:44 pm on February 27, 2009
Sound Effects – We need a ‘rim-shot’ and banjo ’stinger’ for some of these posts!
If I could change a current thing… my addition to all things sugar. I gave up sweets for Lent and lasted barely 12 hours.
@ 3:58 pm on February 27, 2009
I would change the locks to the house of Doofus on Daria so that they protected us from him. I would raise the bars…about 15 to 20 feet, and surround him with phootos of the innocent children that had to die because of his incredibly small penis.
@ 3:58 pm on February 27, 2009
A Privacy Policy for this website! (well, at least one that works.)
@ 3:58 pm on February 27, 2009
Oh and spank Mitt Romney in his magic underwear.
@ 3:59 pm on February 27, 2009
@Allison~ did you mean “addiction”?? Your hands still shaking from the candy crack??
@ 4:18 pm on February 27, 2009
I’d change my thingie into a dealie.
@ 4:23 pm on February 27, 2009
Nothing. I’m perfect.
@ 4:31 pm on February 27, 2009
@PT: the money’s in the wind right now.
@ 4:56 pm on February 27, 2009
The ownership of the Dallas Cowboys.
@ 5:13 pm on February 27, 2009
Wow! Love the new look! The colors are vibrant and, finally, you have good photos with each item. The typeface just jumps out and is immediately readable. Hallelujah. And the fact that it is “touchscreen” is phenomenal. I’m entering this entire message without touching my keyboard. My eyes just settle on a character on the on-screen keyboard and the character is entered into the message area. This is GREAT! How did you get Texas Instruments to let you debut this great advancement in computering? Fantastic!
Congrats!
@ 5:19 pm on February 27, 2009
@Don: are you talking about the stimulus package?
@ 6:10 pm on February 27, 2009
I would change the sour attitudes of the people here whose nicknames I recognize because they comment so frequently and who, therefore, must visit this blog every day despite the fact that they apparently hate everything about FrontBurner and the people who run it (free of charge).
P.S. EVERYTHING changes in about 30 minutes.
@ 6:28 pm on February 27, 2009
Jeez, Tim, SimmerDownNow. Caustic comments by editors attract the same by readers. Don’t dish if you can’t take it.
@ 6:32 pm on February 27, 2009
Wait. Is it too late to change my mind? I would change my mind and realize it’s all my fault.
@ 6:45 pm on February 27, 2009
political correctness….so old, so tiresome, so one-sided, so useless for a sound mind and good society…so done, I wish.
@ 6:51 pm on February 27, 2009
I stumbled on it. If y’all go to DHome’s old blog site
PS – have you guys considered outsourcing your IT operations? Maybe focus only design and content? You seem to have lost of bandwidth and security headaches.
@ 7:08 pm on February 27, 2009
@ samandEric: Actually, the outsourcing has been the challenge. I’m told we are minutes away from EVERYTHING CHANGING. (I know. I’m tired of it, too.)
@ 7:30 pm on February 27, 2009
We have a winnah!
@ 7:30 pm on February 27, 2009
Tired of waiting? Check this link out. I stumbled on it by clicking the D logo on DHome’s old blog site. It’s way more developed than the link I sent y’all to earlier.
If I could change anything? It would be for people (Republicans mainly) to realize that Ron Paul actually makes a lot of sense despite his lack of oratory skills.
Ron Paul in 2012!
@ 9:57 pm on February 27, 2009
No one showed for his speeches.
Palin shall rise again like the Phoenix.
Plus, I want to see those legs and skirts again.
Meow!
@ 10:44 pm on February 27, 2009
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
46 comments
more sacks of kittens
The president
Sounds like you’re re-negging on your friday promise…
… the incorrect numbers on my lotto ticket
Can we change something categorically that would have multiple manifestations? I mean, what I’m saying here is waffle trees. Is that more than one thing? Because I don’t think I’d waste my single shot on just one waffle tree.
the fact that the band Creed ever existed.
I would change the fact that I can’t change everything. And then I would change everything.
I would change the date of the Casey Thompson post to tomorrow, so I could finally see what the big deal about today’s change is all about FINALLY…..
More cowbell
Better access to beer at work
The awkward Christmas incident with my creepy uncle when I was 7-years-old.
Are you crazy?
It’s a very dangerous thing to do
Exactly what you want
Because you cannot know yourself,
Or what you’d really do
I would like to change my time of death to 50 years beyond my original time of death. I would like that change to occur 1 hour after my original time of death. Then I could write a book on what occurs when you die.
Reconsider my potential options I had when dating the rich girl in HS. West Texas arid grassland can look like paradise when you’ve got 100 sections of it.
I’d change “standing, clapping” to something else as a way to express admiration and/or approval. It had a good run, but much like “good day sir, i said good day”, it’s reached that point where it’s just kind of sad when you see someone still using it. What is should be changed to i do not know, the internet will eventually shine it’s wisdom upon us in matters such as this.
Sound Effects – We need a ‘rim-shot’ and banjo ’stinger’ for some of these posts!
my underwear
Will this do JHS?
@Don: don’t forget the mineral rights.
@JHS: don’t forget crickets chirping.
dating one particular person
If I could change a current thing… my addition to all things sugar. I gave up sweets for Lent and lasted barely 12 hours.
I would change the locks to the house of Doofus on Daria so that they protected us from him. I would raise the bars…about 15 to 20 feet, and surround him with phootos of the innocent children that had to die because of his incredibly small penis.
A Privacy Policy for this website! (well, at least one that works.)
Oh and spank Mitt Romney in his magic underwear.
@Allison~ did you mean “addiction”?? Your hands still shaking from the candy crack??
I’d change my thingie into a dealie.
Nothing. I’m perfect.
@PT: the money’s in the wind right now.
The ownership of the Dallas Cowboys.
Wow! Love the new look! The colors are vibrant and, finally, you have good photos with each item. The typeface just jumps out and is immediately readable. Hallelujah. And the fact that it is “touchscreen” is phenomenal. I’m entering this entire message without touching my keyboard. My eyes just settle on a character on the on-screen keyboard and the character is entered into the message area. This is GREAT! How did you get Texas Instruments to let you debut this great advancement in computering? Fantastic!
Congrats!
@Don: are you talking about the stimulus package?
I would change the sour attitudes of the people here whose nicknames I recognize because they comment so frequently and who, therefore, must visit this blog every day despite the fact that they apparently hate everything about FrontBurner and the people who run it (free of charge).
P.S. EVERYTHING changes in about 30 minutes.
Jeez, Tim, SimmerDownNow. Caustic comments by editors attract the same by readers. Don’t dish if you can’t take it.
Wait. Is it too late to change my mind? I would change my mind and realize it’s all my fault.
political correctness….so old, so tiresome, so one-sided, so useless for a sound mind and good society…so done, I wish.
I stumbled on it. If y’all go to DHome’s old blog site
http://blog.dhomeandgarden.com/
you may see the new setup. It’s very cool!
It’s not all your fault, just partially. Relax, dude. It’s Friday.
I like the new blog home page. http://blog.dhomeandgarden.com/Blogs.aspx.
PS – have you guys considered outsourcing your IT operations? Maybe focus only design and content? You seem to have lost of bandwidth and security headaches.
@ samandEric: Actually, the outsourcing has been the challenge. I’m told we are minutes away from EVERYTHING CHANGING. (I know. I’m tired of it, too.)
We have a winnah!
Tired of waiting? Check this link out. I stumbled on it by clicking the D logo on DHome’s old blog site. It’s way more developed than the link I sent y’all to earlier.
http://dmagwww2.59dev.com/
Finally, the changes have been made!
Nice color!
@Tim: I save my true bitterness for Pegasus News.
ijs
If I could change anything? It would be for people (Republicans mainly) to realize that Ron Paul actually makes a lot of sense despite his lack of oratory skills.
Ron Paul in 2012!
No one showed for his speeches.
Palin shall rise again like the Phoenix.
Plus, I want to see those legs and skirts again.
Meow!