Trey Garrison Appears in a Book

The book is called The Predator Next Door, and no, it has nothing to do with the Bowie knife Trey keeps tucked into his boot at all times. It’s by Darlene Ellison, and it has to do with ground Trey covered in this 2006 D Magazine story, about a prominent Lakewood dentist (Ellison’s now ex-husband) preying on young boys. Apparently, Trey fits into the narrative somewhere.

(If you see Trey on his usual route home — walking down the street in a zig-zag fashion, doubling back over his own tracks several times, then hopping onto a city bus, then transferring to another bus, then getting onto a light rail train, then hailing a cab, then jogging a mile or so, then jumping into a car, then ditching that car and getting into a rental he’s stowed inside a storage unit, then parking that behind an abandoned Weinerschnitzel, then getting back on the bus, getting off at a stop three miles from his house, then walking the rest of the way using only alleys and backyards — be sure to talk to him about it.)

7 comments

  1. Don’t those buses have surveillance cameras?

    @ 3:07 pm on February 11, 2009
  2. You’re assuming that Trey won’t be in disguise. Several disguises.

    @ 3:12 pm on February 11, 2009
  3. Disguises don’t do any good when you have government tracking devices embedded in your molars.

    @ 3:29 pm on February 11, 2009
  4. Pulled them molars out my own self.

    @ 5:39 pm on February 11, 2009
  5. lol

    @ 9:55 pm on February 11, 2009
  6. Trey = Walter Kovacs

    When NYC is attacked by a giant alien squid, Trey will know the real truth.

    @ 8:17 am on February 12, 2009
  7. @ david

    Hurmmm…

    @ 8:45 am on February 12, 2009