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	<title>Comments on: Verne Troyer Makes Me Sad</title>
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		<title>By: Sean</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/01/15/verne-troyer-makes-me-sad/comment-page-1/#comment-58491</link>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This picture makes me very sad -- and yet I can&#039;t stop laughing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This picture makes me very sad &#8212; and yet I can&#8217;t stop laughing.</p>
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		<title>By: Hillbilly Beau Monde</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/01/15/verne-troyer-makes-me-sad/comment-page-1/#comment-58478</link>
		<dc:creator>Hillbilly Beau Monde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best media observation on this comes from today&#039;s Dlisted.  Yes, Michael K. rules!

&quot;It&#039;s like my Teddy Ruxpin doll came to life and isn&#039;t happy about it. If you pull his cord, he&#039;ll say, &#039;F******k offfff!&#039; Verne also looks like a depressed PedoBear without a prostitot to look at. This is sad....in a totally hilarious way.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best media observation on this comes from today&#8217;s Dlisted.  Yes, Michael K. rules!</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like my Teddy Ruxpin doll came to life and isn&#8217;t happy about it. If you pull his cord, he&#8217;ll say, &#8216;F******k offfff!&#8217; Verne also looks like a depressed PedoBear without a prostitot to look at. This is sad&#8230;.in a totally hilarious way.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s amazing what some people will sign up to do for money! Don&#039;t feel sorry for the has-been celebrities involved as they are all getting paid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s amazing what some people will sign up to do for money! Don&#8217;t feel sorry for the has-been celebrities involved as they are all getting paid.</p>
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		<title>By: Loves D</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/01/15/verne-troyer-makes-me-sad/comment-page-1/#comment-58453</link>
		<dc:creator>Loves D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A friend of mine saw him in Vegas and said Verne wasn&#039;t even as tall as knee-high.  My friend is maybe 6 feet tall.  It would be very bizarre to see someone that short/ tiny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine saw him in Vegas and said Verne wasn&#8217;t even as tall as knee-high.  My friend is maybe 6 feet tall.  It would be very bizarre to see someone that short/ tiny.</p>
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		<title>By: Quetzalcoatl</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2009/01/15/verne-troyer-makes-me-sad/comment-page-1/#comment-58438</link>
		<dc:creator>Quetzalcoatl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I miss the big temple, the trickle of delicious warm beverage, the pageantry...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss the big temple, the trickle of delicious warm beverage, the pageantry&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Don</title>
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		<dc:creator>Don</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think his career took a nosedive after Chris Arnold picked him up like a two-year old during his 1310 The Ticket late morning show. Troyer&#039;s handlers specifically told all to not pick him up. Oops.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think his career took a nosedive after Chris Arnold picked him up like a two-year old during his 1310 The Ticket late morning show. Troyer&#8217;s handlers specifically told all to not pick him up. Oops.</p>
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		<title>By: Lemmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lemmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You must have missed Verne&#039;s appearance on VH1&#039;s The Surreal Life where he wheeled around on his scooter drunk and naked, only stopping to relieve himself while he still sat on the scooter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You must have missed Verne&#8217;s appearance on VH1&#8217;s The Surreal Life where he wheeled around on his scooter drunk and naked, only stopping to relieve himself while he still sat on the scooter.</p>
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		<title>By: Marci</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i used to work at optel with him...he&#039;s not a very nice man..so I don&#039;t feel sorry for him in the least...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i used to work at optel with him&#8230;he&#8217;s not a very nice man..so I don&#8217;t feel sorry for him in the least&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Long Memory</title>
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		<dc:creator>Long Memory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe Mr. Troyer&#039;s character is Winnie the Pooh. I&#039;m assuming he was paid well for this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe Mr. Troyer&#8217;s character is Winnie the Pooh. I&#8217;m assuming he was paid well for this.</p>
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		<title>By: amandacobra</title>
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		<dc:creator>amandacobra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Extras.  Sorry, that bugged me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Extras.  Sorry, that bugged me.</p>
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