Denton Man Very Honest … Or Very Clever

Posted on January 15th, 2009 12:47pm by Adam McGill
Filed under Local News

After UPS mistakenly delivered a 30-pound package of marijuana to his doorstep, a Denton man took the weed to the cops. Very noble. Unless the package wasn’t mistakenly delivered at all and it was originally 50 pounds. Very devious.

Really? He took it to the cops? Hasn’t he seen Half Baked? Or True Romance? Or any Cheech and Chong movie ever? The “well, well, well, how did this get here?” is only the first act.

Update: A kind, NBC-affiliated FrontBurnervian notes that NBC has pics and vids of the pot and stuff. Check it out.

10 comments

  1. Dave’s not here, man . . .

    @ 1:00 pm on January 15, 2009

  2. Somone in Denton actually turned this in? NO WAY!!!!

    @ 1:03 pm on January 15, 2009

  3. i can say from experience (former roommate) that fedex definitely does not check what is shipped to you…it wasn’t nearly this substantial but a umm…harder class of “product”…and way more than once.

    @ 1:14 pm on January 15, 2009

  4. Looks like schwag. I’ll pass.

    @ 1:27 pm on January 15, 2009

  5. I used to live with a guy that would get into my stash all the time which I really didn’t mind since I was sleeping with his sister.

    @ 1:39 pm on January 15, 2009

  6. It would have to be schwag to go undetected. By the time you consumed about an ounce, the remainder would be as dry as dust. (Don’t be so sure the guy didn’t nab an oz or two.)

    @ 1:42 pm on January 15, 2009

  7. $20/oz street value. I’d return it too.

    @ 3:17 pm on January 15, 2009

  8. Heh heh…uhh like, far fricken out man. Its kinda, huh, …..dude, that just makes jones’n for a Whataburger and O’rings. Huh.

    @ 3:49 pm on January 15, 2009

  9. That is a lot of pot.

    @ 4:03 pm on January 15, 2009

  10. Can you hear any sobbing coming from the D art department?

    @ 4:15 pm on January 15, 2009