Some Salient Observations About Eric Celeste’s Appearance on The Gordon Keith Show

Posted on January 14th, 2009 1:54pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Entertainment, Television

If you haven’t seen it yet, Eric recently did a turn with Ticket host George Dunham on The Gordon Keith Show. The video was just put online. My observations:

1. I thought it very odd that Eric decided to bring luggage with him onto the show. And neither one of those bags would have fit in overhead storage.

2. Eric should hire George Dunham to sit next to him everywhere he goes. Church. Dinner out with his wife. Thursday card game. And then Eric should wear a colorful silk shirt and goggles. Because next to George, Eric looks like a horse jockey.

3. Finally, at the 5:00 mark of the show, Eric says something that might interest the HR Department here at D Magazine. VERY inappropriate.

11 comments

  1. Slow news day, huh?

    @ 2:10 pm on January 14, 2009

  2. @ Joe Sixpack: Were you under the mistaken impression that we break news here? Discussing how the bags under Eric’s eyes looked on a recent television appearance is pretty much our wheelhouse.

    @ 2:39 pm on January 14, 2009

  3. No update from the dynamic duo in Austin? Did they survive the night? Were arrests made?

    @ 2:40 pm on January 14, 2009

  4. @Tim: I think you ought to hire Jon Dahlander to host an “information session” on Eric’s eye baggage.

    @ 2:43 pm on January 14, 2009

  5. As my Mom always used to point out, “Better bag-eyed than bug-eyed.” She was talking about my teenage sister, whose eyes done popped out something fierce & feldmanly. Invariably my sister would shed tears of rage what had been welling up inside — the tears would easily clear her ample bosom and plop down plum five inches in front of her toe — then go swill turpentine on account of her self-esteem.

    Which I’m not suggesting Eric Celeste should do. At all: he has bag-eyes not bug-eyes.

    @ 2:52 pm on January 14, 2009

  6. @ Daniel: Though Eric has recently lost weight, his bosom is still big enough to catch his tears.

    @ 2:54 pm on January 14, 2009

  7. Celeste and Dunham should be on that show every night. Throw in Delkus for some yuck monkey moments, and you got yourself television gold, friends.

    A show of hands: was anyone surprised that Celeste loved the pink shirt?

    @ 3:26 pm on January 14, 2009

  8. That is some funny stuff.

    @ 5:26 pm on January 14, 2009

  9. Eric and George made out after every segment. It was traumatizing and arousing.

    Next pairing? Craig Miller and Tim Rogers.

    @ 8:14 am on January 15, 2009

  10. Gordon, you’re still not funny.

    @ 2:23 pm on January 15, 2009

  11. I don’t think that I’m supposed to be.

    It’s like saying Bill Curtis is not funny. True, but somehow a waste of energy. So why do it? Because they let you post?

    @ 5:07 pm on January 15, 2009