Comments on: Is William McNamara in Dallas?

By: Marty Cortland

Marty Cortland — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:53:53 +0000

Sorry for the inattention. I was busy hunting grizzly bear. With a baseball bat. While eating a porterhouse, rare. And smoking an unfiltered Lucky Strike (unlike Zac Crain’s girly Marlboro Light, for chrissakes).

“Other”: thanks for manning the keyboard in my absence. Whoever that poseur in the picture is, please let it be known that I have more hair — and far more intimidating forehead wrinkles.

Puddin’: You got that right.

By: Dallas Celebrity

Dallas Celebrity — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:18:16 +0000

He’s here OFTEN. He was in town during AFI Dallas, then again for Lone Star Film Festival in Fort Worth. Seeing this guy here is about as common as seeing Jessica Simpson, except nobody recognizes him.

By: Puddin'Tane

Puddin'Tane — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:25:20 +0000

Fake Cortland: I know where your man crush is directed but having to bite my tongue out of respect for the other party.

Arrgghhhh.

By: Billy Stalker

Billy Stalker — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:22:12 +0000

I know now not to ever take any of you schmuckheads seriously. I’m glad I could be of some service to Tim, but I feel used and a little dirty. Never again!

By: Lil F

Lil F — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:21:52 +0000

THIS IS FILED UNDER CELEBRITY?? GIVE ME A BREAK!

By: The Other Marty Cortland

The Other Marty Cortland — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:01:40 +0000

I can’t believe the play this thread received. Who knew?

@GNC:

Sorry, man, but the Real Marty Cortland is a much more manly type.

@Puddin’Tane

And which of course justifies Tim’s man-crush on Cortland, which DWARFS the comparative same with strapping Eric.

By: GNC

GNC — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:11:26 +0000

It’s Marty Cortland. Or Rawlins Gilliland.

By: Neal

Neal — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:08:55 +0000

OMG I heard Adrian Zmed was in Dallas this week. Can anyone confirm??????

By: Jack E. Jett

Jack E. Jett — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:52:26 +0000

He is cute Tim. Perhaps a little young.
You could probably track him down via Craig’s List.

By: PR

PR — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:48:25 +0000

I guarantee you this guy had his ass kicked a lot in high school.