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An alert FBvian points us to news that the D cover girl got taken for some high-fashion goodies.
Why do these people leave their doors unlocked?
The answer is simple, Bethany: the Folly of Man.
But those are chicks, Daniel….
She’s blonde.
Blondes are the Folly of Man. And the Folly of Man is leaving your door unlocked. Thus, blondes leave their doors unlocked. Question answered.
I mean, I don’t know, I just thought you’d get that.
Doh! I do not know why I didn’t, other than I’m under-caffeinated and overworked today…
Bethany, are you blonde?
Not exactly.
Were they searching for jewels or white powder?
Wonder if they made off with her patchouli oil?
Why do these people leave their doors unlocked?
The answer is simple, Bethany: the Folly of Man.
But those are chicks, Daniel….
She’s blonde.
Blondes are the Folly of Man. And the Folly of Man is leaving your door unlocked. Thus, blondes leave their doors unlocked. Question answered.
I mean, I don’t know, I just thought you’d get that.
Doh! I do not know why I didn’t, other than I’m under-caffeinated and overworked today…
Bethany, are you blonde?
Not exactly.
Were they searching for jewels or white powder?
Wonder if they made off with her patchouli oil?