Re: D Magazine Christmas Party

Posted on December 12th, 2008 11:39am by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Celebrity, Crime, Dining, Fashion, Hold On To Your Effin Hat, Politics, Sports

Sorry, Timmy, I have a more compelling shot of last night’s “Throw Down at D Magazine Where We Give a Damn™.” And no, that isn’t me in Timmy’s picture it’s just a middle-aged employee wearing a sweatshirt. (Go Petes!)

20 comments

  1. Oh noes! Robots have taken over Frontburner. Or is this a viral marketing campaign for War of the Worlds starring Keanu Reeves?

    /comment that won’t make sense when the issue is fixed

    @ 11:44 am on December 12, 2008

  2. empty picture hangers, empty bookshelves — pretty bleak.

    @ 11:58 am on December 12, 2008

  3. I’d like to lobby for more photos featuring Kyle Kearby. Yowza.

    @ 12:12 pm on December 12, 2008

  4. Was there any dancing on the tables and gyrating spider monkeys?

    @ 12:15 pm on December 12, 2008

  5. I would have to say that this is not a compelling shot and would like a do-over. Yikes!

    @ 12:19 pm on December 12, 2008

  6. This is, sad to say, both grim (your party appears to be transpiring in an empty storage closet) and uncomfortable (conversation appears to be loping along in an awkward and forced fashion).

    That said, Lady On Far Left = Easy On Eyes.

    @ 12:20 pm on December 12, 2008

  7. Not to knock your office party, but I’m not sure that is a regulation sized beer-pong table.

    @ 12:31 pm on December 12, 2008

  8. Sheesh. These comments aren’t Front Burneruvian, they are hypercritical.

    ‘Tis the Season ppl!

    @ 12:55 pm on December 12, 2008

  9. more pics! more pics!

    @ 12:56 pm on December 12, 2008

  10. If Brandy got what she wanted, the party wouldn’t appear as grim and uncomfortable as Daniel has suggested. Especially since the entire party, previous evidence aside, did not happen in that conference room.

    @ 1:12 pm on December 12, 2008

  11. What did Brandy want?

    @ 1:30 pm on December 12, 2008

  12. What no coasters?

    @ 1:36 pm on December 12, 2008

  13. No SideCars, only Dr.Pepper.

    @ 2:02 pm on December 12, 2008

  14. Wow, Coors Light. You guys know how to party.

    @ 2:39 pm on December 12, 2008

  15. to everyone criticizing our party backgrounds…
    have you ever heard the saying that it’s the people that make the party?
    and trust me, we know how to party. the proof is in the pictures that won’t be making it onto this blog.

    @ 3:23 pm on December 12, 2008

  16. Was this taken just before the cup-stacking competition?

    @ 3:26 pm on December 12, 2008

  17. Nobody doubts you know how to party, dro my bro. But what are we supposed to say given the evidence you’ve offered us? And if we can’t think of anything nice to say, rest assured, we’ll be hitting the comments section.

    Oh, and the lady on the far left certainly has a Fiona Apple thing going on. If I were to write a song about her — relax, not happening; my creepiness has its limits — I would call it “Lady (On the Far Left).” On the flip side of the 45 would be “Lady (On the Far Left) (Instrumental)”

    @ 3:53 pm on December 12, 2008

  18. Where’s the Swingline stapler?

    @ 6:54 pm on December 12, 2008

  19. Do only white people work at D magazine…. I only see white people in all of your pictures…

    How many people of color work for D magazine, besides the custodial and maintenance departments? I would really like to know that number!

    @ 1:27 am on December 13, 2008

  20. Watch those comments “Maury” D magazine loves to delete anything negative about its magazine or Frontburner. But I guess when you work in the Oak Lawn section, you have to be a little wussified ; )

    @ 10:47 pm on December 13, 2008