T.O. No Happy

Posted on December 11th, 2008 4:10pm by Adam McGill
Filed under Sports

ESPN has this story about a potential controversy a’brewing among Tony Romo, Jason Whitten, and Terrell Owens. T.O. claims Tony and Jason have private meetings where they come up with plays that don’t include him. That may be true. And if it is, I’m sure T.O. non-fans will say it’s just another instance of Terrell wanting attention/spotlight/the ball. But I think it’s about more than that. I think T.O. is just upset Tony and Jason seem to disregard Owens’ children’s book about sharing. Did Little T not teach you guys anything?

11 comments

  1. I believe those meetings do indeed occur. They are regular occurring telepathic meetings for about 1/40th of a second after Tony sees T.O. with 2 or 3 defensive backs draped over him and a linebacker trailing 5 yards behind Jason on a 10 yard out route.

    @ 4:26 pm on December 11, 2008

  2. Waaaaah! I’m taking my ball and going home!

    @ 4:35 pm on December 11, 2008

  3. It probably adds insult to injury that every Cowboys game, Troy or Joe Buck or Moose or someone mentions that Tony and Jason are roomies on the road and have a close friendship.

    Also, TO totally heard that Jason was going to the mall on Saturday and was going to call him to invite him but then Tony said no but they ended up bumping into Wade outside Casual Corner and Wade was all “where’s TO?” and Jason, like, totally lied and said he had called TO but TO didn’t answer.

    In other words, there are two explantions for this whole thing.

    #1. The film that the Cowboys have been watching to prepare for the Giants was actually the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special.

    or

    #2. The Dallas Cowboys all, collectively, have big whiny gaping vaginas. I have a feeling there will be some asteriks in that.

    @ 4:38 pm on December 11, 2008

  4. Well, let’s see…it’s between an egocentric player vs. the toughest and best player on the field…TO vs. Witten. I’d put my money on Witten any day. The dude doesn’t even complain when he has a broken rib, bloodied face after he loses his helmet after a monster tackle attempt, or block and clear a path for TO. Oh yeah, and he catches nearly everything that comes his way.

    @ 4:59 pm on December 11, 2008

  5. @amandacobra – hilarious.

    @ 5:00 pm on December 11, 2008

  6. That sound? The wheels on the cowboys bus falling completely off.

    @ 5:02 pm on December 11, 2008

  7. ditto DGirl! funny stuff!

    @ 5:08 pm on December 11, 2008

  8. And whatever happened to “That’s my quarterback, man?”

    @ 7:59 am on December 12, 2008

  9. Marcus, that happened in October.

    http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/10/tires-stolen-from-ken-hamlins-escalade.html

    @ 8:12 am on December 12, 2008

  10. There is no T.O. in team.

    @ 8:40 am on December 12, 2008

  11. amandacobra that was quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this blog. Keep up the good work mizz lady.

    @ 9:41 am on December 12, 2008