Loser From Dallas Attempts to Hitchhike on Craigslist

Posted on December 9th, 2008 3:49pm by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Hold On To Your Effin Hat, Travel

I’m sitting in my cube polishing up another 8,000-word masterpiece  listening to Tim, Eric, and Zac slacking off in Timmy’s office and I run across this post on Craigslist. Talk about a hard luck case. Can somebody out there help this poor guy?  I feel sorry for him and see nothing but a scene from this movie in his future.

7 comments

  1. Since you’re trolling craigslist, let me know if another OB/GYN table becomes available.

    @ 4:06 pm on December 9, 2008

  2. Simultaneously but at a desk 15 miles away from Nancy, the very same vision of holiday travel popped into my head. Just a coincidence?

    @ 4:55 pm on December 9, 2008

  3. Probably, things like that don’t happen in real life. Or do they?

    @ 4:59 pm on December 9, 2008

  4. Why is guy a loser? So is everyone posting in the Dallas rideshare listings a loser also? http://dallas.craigslist.org/rid/

    @ 6:31 pm on December 9, 2008

  5. @Dag Nabit: Duh. He’s a loser because he listens to Ira Glass. You gotta learn to read between the lines, my friend.

    @ 7:37 pm on December 9, 2008

  6. We have very different definitions of “obvious”, sir.

    @ 10:20 am on December 10, 2008

  7. BREAKING NEWS: Loser from Dallas pens stupid blog entry on Frontburner

    @ 1:34 pm on December 10, 2008