Local Radio Celebrity Gordon Keith Answers the Call of Nature
Just now, in the sixth-floor bathroom at, oddly enough, City Hall:
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38 comments
Really? Really? Did we need to see this?
At least turn around.
Just kidding.
We cant see the stance
Hmmm.
Adam wants a Kiehls “Ultimate Man” skincare pack, and Tim is taking surreptitious photos in men’s rooms. Maybe the magazine should be renamed “Ambigui-D”?
I never had Gordon pegged as a stall-pisser. Perhaps he is more neurotic than previously suspected.
He had to go in the stall because Tim was following him in there with a camera.
In all fairness, I took a dump right before the same event. Wick wouldn’t let me post the picture though.
Since adding this blog to my reader 10 days ago, I’ve wondered over and over… why? I’ve just been too lazy to delete. Based on today’s posts – and this one in particular, it’s clear this is nothing but a waste of time…
If it was a little lower we would probably see Eric’s foot peaking out from the next stall in mid-tap.
I can’t tell if he is a left, a right, or a double fister…
Again…which is more of a waste of time – reading this blog that you feel is a waste of time, or reading this blog that you feel is a waste of time and then commenting on it?
In triple fairness, Gordon is in our offices right now. He commandeered my computer and commented using my login. I apologize for his vulgarity.
Was Nature’s call screened?
I will take whatever angle I can get on The Gordon and this is an interesting one I must say.
So, would your editorial policies allow you take a picture of a women in a bathroom stall and post it on FrontBurner?
That looks amazingly familiar to me…perhaps a flashback…Richland Collge…1989? 1990?
At least I didn’t bust in on him and catch him doing coke. Although I wish I would have because I would really like to stab him in the back and take that morning yuck monkey gig.
Maybe I could photoshop this pic in a good strong way? Next stop for me: My own late night TV show with that producer chick with the big muffins!!!
“Local Radio Celebrity”???
You mean like “jumbo shrimp”, “military intelligence”?
Gordon Keith is on the road to becoming bigger than Ron Chapman.
Since beginning to type this comment 5 seconds ago, I’ve wondered over and over… why? It’s clear this is nothing but a waste of time. And I curse you all for 5 seconds that I’ll never get back.
Of course by now, it’s 15, maybe 20 seconds. But that’s not the point. The point is that this comment is a waste of my time, time that I’ll never get back. (30 seconds, let’s say.)
Not stalker enough.
Please invite Bethany up to your office — and then have Spider Monkey follow her into the loo. Oh my, oh my!
Hmpfh…Bethany doesn’t pee in public restrooms.
But, does Bethany **** in the woods?
You sure that’s not Wick informing the D staff of the layoffs?
There’s an 800-lb. gorilla in the room, Frontburner. Address it.
If so, Santa, then where are said D staffers? Gathered about Wick’s feet as he towers over them imperiously wizzing, cackling Hang on to your hats!?
Lined up against the sinks and in the next stall (a.k.a The Larry Craig Suite). No need to face the troops when you’re carpet bombing them.
And it’s “whizzing.” Your spelling refers to the poor remaking of an Oz movie.
I’m surprised he could fit his “ego” in such a small space.
Daniel:
Please. It’s “Hang on to your effin’ hats.”
Geez.
@ Santa: for Christmas, I’d like you to know what you’re talking about. Why is that an 800-pound gorilla? We’ve discussed the layoffs.
Thank you, Tim. I apologize. I had not seen that thread yet, and I personally wish well to all that were adversely affected. I’ve been there too.
Go Hexter!
@ Santa: cheers. (And now that I think about it, your 800-pound gorilla should have been an elephant.)
I’m supposed to get Tim a Christmas present (he is my brother-in-law) do you have any ideas? He hasn’t given any ideas but a shotgun and I was worried for the D mag staff…
@John:
http://www.mhrusa.com/
Vow kids … SCAAARRY!
Not sure Tim is too gift-worthy this year, John, as evidenced by the posting from the Gordon Keith stallcam. However, in keeping with the holiday spirit, I might suggest:
A) tickets to the city’s newest indoor attraction, The Cherry Pit. Fun for the kids and the whole family!! Take a trip back in time thru Big D’s former hottest adult meeting place, which will now offer rides such as the Big Mattress Flume, Julie’s House of Mirrors and Twister 2009! Small donation at the door requested.
B) a tube of Jim Trulock Brain Stain Remover (works great on eggnog, blood, dirt, mattress stains, etc.). On second thought, just make it a hat.
C) The home edition game of “Survivor” for the whole Frontburner crew. Glad they survived the cut–we’re running out of local institutions. Keep up the good work guys.
Ho Ho Ho
@ Bethany: okay. You’re on notice.
@ John: I’ve seen your sister naked.
@Tim: So have we.
Love you, Tim!