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Whodunit?

Posted on December 4th, 2008 3:45pm by Dave Moore
Filed under Business, Celebrity, Crime, Education, Local News, Media, Nightlife, Sports

I saw this bottle last night at a quarterly D CEO function and swore it was filled with vodka. I lost a $10 bet when someone asked the bartender about the enormous vessel, which, it turns out, is filled with oil and water. Apparently, I’m not the only one who has been fooled. Someone told a source of mine that a big-time Dallas professional athlete once absconded with this bottle and attempted to drink from it, only to be sickened by its contents. So, my question: Which athlete would have pulled such a stunt? Bonus points if someone has photographic evidence. Comments are on.

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17 Comments to “Whodunit?”
  • amandacobra @ December 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Wow, I’m considered a big-time professional athlete? Awesome.

    (My guess is Leon Lett)

  • Andy G @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Well the bottle is in one piece and not being used as a weapon over someone’s head. So it is not Pacman Jones.

    And I don’t see Dion Phaneuf using the bottle right now. So it is not Sean Avery.

    Let’s see. It is a pretty bottle. Nice to look at and admire, but not filled with anything really useful. Looks like something Tony Romo might enjoy…

  • Bethany @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Eric Lindros

  • Tom @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Ed Belfour?

  • amandacobra @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Revised answer: Michael Irvin took it but only because he confiscated it from a friend that he was worried about.

  • towski @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Trick question. It wasn’t a professional athlete, but rather a coach. Specifically, THE coach. Tom Landry.

  • katie @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    @ Andy G: HAHAHA! Hilar.

  • Drew @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Sean Avery

    It’s what causes him to spew his crass “sloppy seconds” comments

  • TBR @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Emperor Palpatine.

  • Bethany @ December 4th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    does he play post, or guard?

  • Dave Moore @ December 4th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    @TBR: I’ll bet he got sith all over the place.

  • Roscoe Purvis Coltrane @ December 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Irvin right after the 8 8 balls.

  • PTH @ December 4th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Rodman.

  • mm @ December 4th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I’ll have to go with Phil Pozderac.

  • Michael Davis @ December 4th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Julius Jones after last week’s game?

  • SB @ December 4th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Charles Haley’s anaconda?

  • Toby Gowin @ December 5th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    It was me.