Which Editor Is Hotter?

Posted on December 4th, 2008 4:10pm by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News

Tim Rogers (left) from D, or Gregory Martin from Pure Dallas? Too lazy to do a poll. Lemme know in comments.

25 comments

  1. This brings the LOL’s…

    @ 4:17 pm on December 4, 2008

  2. I dunno, Eric. Maybe if you had the two of them oil wrestle or something, we could all figure this out easier.

    @ 4:21 pm on December 4, 2008

  3. I love Nelson! Tim, I (can’t live without your) love and affection!

    @ 4:24 pm on December 4, 2008

  4. Tim, did you Photoshop my hair onto your head?

    @ 4:25 pm on December 4, 2008

  5. is PURE a for-real magazine?

    @ 4:29 pm on December 4, 2008

  6. Is Link still around? That mag’s publisher was hawt.

    @ 4:32 pm on December 4, 2008

  7. Scene: Photo shoot for Pure Dallas editor Gregory Martin.

    Photog: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant…now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. (nods) This is looking really good.
    Miscellaneous underling: You can say that again!
    Photog: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. (takes picture) That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice.
    Gregory Martin: Ah, how you did it… wow… well I felt really relaxed. Thanks.

    End Scene

    @ 4:34 pm on December 4, 2008

  8. Way too Fabio for me

    @ 4:43 pm on December 4, 2008

  9. Tim. Because he’s smarter.

    @ 4:51 pm on December 4, 2008

  10. Both of them just Sloppy Seconds

    @ 4:52 pm on December 4, 2008

  11. And Tim was once nice to a bat that got loose while on the radio.

    @ 4:52 pm on December 4, 2008

  12. I’ve known editors. I’ve known magazine editors. I’ve known newspaper editors. I’ve known many editors. And no editor, sir, is hot. The butchery in their soul shows through. I know because I used to be an editor. If an editor caught on fire you wouldn’t want to depend on the vibrant early morning stream of a beered-up reporter to put him out. An editor is just not hot.

    @ 4:54 pm on December 4, 2008

  13. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    @ 5:03 pm on December 4, 2008

  14. Let’s photoshop hair on Eric next! Yay!

    @ 5:05 pm on December 4, 2008

  15. Does Tim look like Shannon Wynne or Ashley Bellamy of yesteryear?

    @ 5:12 pm on December 4, 2008

  16. Smells like Sex Panther.

    @ 5:40 pm on December 4, 2008

  17. Both look like perfectly lovely ladies.

    It isn’t 1983 anymore. Cut your hair.

    @ 6:11 pm on December 4, 2008

  18. I didn’t know Ann Coulter was the editor here!

    @ 6:41 pm on December 4, 2008

  19. Tim. It’s Uncle Wick. Please return the grown up’s pocket square at your earliest convenience.

    @ 8:36 pm on December 4, 2008

  20. The creepy one

    @ 10:58 pm on December 4, 2008

  21. More Ann Coulter/Ashley Bellamy-ish. Shanno wishes he was that pretty!

    @ 11:56 am on December 5, 2008

  22. PURE is awesome. I don’t really care one way or the other what an photoshop editor looks like.

    @ 1:41 pm on December 5, 2008

  23. It looks like they photoshopped Michael Bolton’s old hairdo on Tim.

    eek

    @ 3:09 pm on December 5, 2008

  24. We are worrying about 2 guys that need to be in Allure promoting their beautiful locks when the world is falling apart. Economy vs editors beauty….. unemployment vs blonde bombshells…..bailout vs. editor on editor….give me a break dallas freaks….

    @ 7:35 pm on December 6, 2008

  25. Sophie:
    Joke [johk]: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

    @ 10:27 pm on December 6, 2008