I made myself a promise today: I wouldn’t post to FrontBurner unless the item was about me. And lo! Alibaster K. Abthernabther has delivered unto me such fodder as ne’er have I seen.
Okay, enough of the foolishness. Abthernabther has tongue-in-cheekily submitted drawings for the Art Conspiracy fundraiser. Check out the fourth one. Robert is a good likeness. Me, I wish I had that much hair.

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!
(um HAIR)
Glad to see this is at 6:30 ’cause the Gustavo fundraiser at Bodega Wine Bar on Travis http://www.gustavoscholarship.org/ starts at 7.
We appreciate Mr. Abthernabther’s Art Conspiracy offerings and they will be offered for sale by our very capable auctioneers.
Mr. Abthernather, I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that there are no more Alpacas, or llamas for that matter, in your immediate or distant future.
TIM ROGERS AND ROBERT WILONSKY: LOVE BROTHERS OF THE APOCALYPSE? Well, crap. There goes the title of my next comic book…