Articles for November, 2008

We Read Other Dallas Blogs So That You Don’t Have To

The author of Urban Insanity has a problem.

Because of my own indiscretion, a dozen or so gays in Dallas now know who I am, and some of them now pull up this site occasionally. 

That means that I can never again be completely honest and forthright on this blog. 

Things I want to discuss or throw out there into the cyber universe for comments are no longer anonymous, and my reputation as a professional and as a gay man are now subject to scrutiny by acquaintances based upon the ramblings in my cyber diary.  

Many of us have “hookups,” and judging from what I’ve seen here in Dallas over the last 2 years, I am not the biggest slut on the strip. 

He asks for your advice and counsel. For some reason, I have a feeling he’ll get it. 

Dallas Home Prices Down, Condo Prices Up

Dallas home prices fell 2.7 in September against a Case-Shiller 20-city average of -17.4%. Dallas was the best market in the country, followed by Charlotte. Meanwhile, Dallas condo prices rose 11.1% in October, which was also the strongest performance in the country, followed by Bismarck.

DMN’s Miller Turns 85

A quick shout-out to Robert Miller, the Energizer Bunny of DMN business columnists. Miller, who specializes in chronicling the corporate benefactors of local nonprofits, turns 85 this week and is still going strong. Salud to one of the good guys.

FrontBurner Can Has Twitter?

To whomever started a Twitter for FrontBurner: brilliant viral marketing or another waste of time, I know not. But I applaud you for it either way. I follow.

Update: Looks like there’s one for D Magazine, too. Murmur.

Re: Which D Magazine Cover Do You Prefer?

Last week I showed you these three covers and asked which you preferred. Thanks to everyone to shared an opinion. By now you might have seen the magazine on the newsstand, so you know we went the option on the right, chef Julian Barsotti from Nonna. Those Who Care can jump to read the results of our online poll and why they don’t scare me.

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Zac Crain is a “Varied, Interesting Person”

Best of Texas’ Squawker blog thinks so. Check out the profile of Zac, along with “5 Stupid Questions.” Can a biopic be far behind? If so, I like Sam Rockwell in the title role. The physical resemblance is slight, but Rockwell really knows how to disappear into a role. Oh, and if the biopic includes bits from the future, Sam Elliot circa Big Lebowski is a ringer for Old Man Crain.

Leading Off (11/25/08)

1. Dallas is getting closer to passing a smoking ban in bars, and violaters could face a $200 fine if caught. Of course, if enforcement of the previous smoking laws are any guide, the odds of you getting fined are about the same as finding a parking space at the Monk after 5 p.m.

2. Jerry Jones is in his underground lair this morning, staring at the printouts from his evil computer, which show 85 percent of season tickets sold for next year at his new stadium. In response, he smiles his evil smile, incinerates one of his flying monkeys with his fire vision (to keep the others in line), and says softly, “What global economic crisis? Bwaahahahahahahaha!”

3. President Bush pardoned three Texans yesterday, but has yet to consider my case. Perhaps that’s because I’ve admitted I’m guilty…of love in the first degree.

Holy Land Defendents Found Guilty

Late this afternoon, the government finally won its case – unanimously on all counts – after a mistrial a year ago.

Go To Austin College And See The World

The little (but highly regarded) college in Sherman ranks #1 in participation of undergraduates in its study abroad program.

Mark Cuban to Don Nelson: “Suck an Egg, Buddy.”

Here’s some insight into how Mark Cuban does business. Others have mentioned this information, but I’d like to share with you the e-mails and court filings that Cuban will attempt to have sealed in a hearing on December 1.

For those who haven’t been keeping up, Don Nelson claims Cuban owes him money. Last summer, an arbitrator agreed, ordering Cuban to pay him about $6.3 million. Cuban appealed to district court, where, last Wednesday, a judge confirmed the arbitration and ordered Cuban to pay even more (about $800,000 in attorneys’ fees, plus 5 percent annually until the judgment is satisfied).

But as you’ll see in the e-mails at the end of that PDF linked to above, it’s pretty clear that Cuban has no intention of paying his debts anytime soon. In a series of e-mails written in September, Cuban’s lawyer, Geoffrey Harper of Fish & Richardson, says:

I just follow orders. … [S]ince the rate for postjudgment interest is much less than the cost of capital, I think the team is making a business decision. (I don’t think anyone expects this to end differently than the current judgment; but apparently it is cheaper to use the money and pay later? I am not sure I understand it to be candid.)

Then, later that same day, Harper says:

[I]n the process of running all the numbers that we got from you, I think [Cuban] discovered that the team was better off paying don postjudgment interest after 2 years of appeals than paying him in full now and having to pay the price of capital. That led to a discussion with me last night about whether don would take a haircut to true up the numbers (i.e., Make it as least neutral for the team). … Mark was ready to pay until the cfo showed him how that was not financially smart.

So, in other words, Cuban, with his CFO’s help, has determined that paying his debts is actually more expensive than not paying his debts. And people question his intelligence?

Why Does Everyone Hate Texans?

When I moved here four years ago, I learned how much Coloradans disdain Texans. Now, in this column, I find that Oklahomans hate Texans as well. Does anyone like Texans (other than other Texans)? And what the heck did one (or several) of you do to provoke all this hostility?

First-Ever Events Newsletter Haiku Competition Winner

As a few of you might know, I write an events newsletter every week (shameless plug for self, click here to sign up). Our featured event this week is tomorrow night’s Dallas Center for the Performing Arts Brinker International Forum featuring Brooke Shields. We asked readers to submit haiku poems for the chance to win two tickets  (a $280 value) to see Brooke tomorrow night in person at the Meyerson. (Bonus: Kermit the Frog impersonator Gary Cogill is moderating). I couldn’t believe the amount of responses we got. People love them some Brooke Shields. We picked a winner, and two runners-up. Jump for it.

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Dallas Ranks 3rd For Text Messaging

Behind El Paso and Salt Lake City — which seems weird to me, but what do I know. Scarborough Research explains why these cities rank the highest:

[Texters] are 49 percent more likely than all cellular subscribers to be ages 18-24, 14 percent more likely to be Hispanic, and 24 percent more likely to be African-American. Scarborough points to these similarities as likely reasons why El Paso, Salt Lake City, Dallas and Memphis are the top text messaging markets. El Paso andDallas both have Hispanic compositions that are well above average. Further, Salt Lake City and El Paso are top markets for 18-24 year old adults, and Memphis is a leading city for African-Americans.

So there.

Statesman: Defang State Board of Education

In my yet-to-be-written-because-I-only-thought-of-it-this-morning opus, Nickompoop Democracy™, a special chapter will be devoted to Texas’ single-member districts, which has led to the election of such worthies as Cynthia Dunbar to places like the State Board of Education.

Until the book is published, resulting in a wave of populist anger that sweeps these electoral contraptions into the dustbin of history, a brilliant solution was suggested this weekend by the Austin American-Stateman: The Legislature can simply strip the Board of its powers. I like. I like very much.

Marina Oswald Speaks Out

The elusive widow talks to Myrna Blyth at NRO about the assassination.