Friends of friends sat in front of Tony Romo and Jason Witten at last night’s Coldplay gig at the AAC. According to their post-game report at the Stoneleigh P following the show, Romo and Witten managed to order one beer apiece, but due to the volume of camera phones in the general vicinity, the duo had to more or less crouch down behind the seats to drink them it. Otherwise, we’d more than likely be posting photos of them “drunk” at the Coldplay show last night in this space instead. Unless they were forwarded to Deadspin first.
UPDATE: My wife reminds me that it was, in fact, only one beer, and they shared it.
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I thought they said that they ordered one beer and shared it. Only because I remember thinking “Awww. How cute!”
You’re right. I’ll fix it.
I’d rather have no beer than to share a beer. Seriously. It’s like eating one dorito. Cannot be done!
Gosh, you might as well tongue kiss if you share a beer. All the accoutrements are there for it.
They each had a straw and were making googly “skinny post-pattern” eyes at each other. It’s all about the chemistry.
I’ve heard that Jessica is not a fan of a skinny post.
Was it a Stampede beer?
I wish I had a blog(why don’t I?)…I would call it “The Skinny Post”. Nice work.
You know how to tell that Romo and Whitten are gay together, they go to a Cold Play concert and have chin nuts..
They shared a freakin’ beer? Holy Mother of God.
Y’all act like they shared a cherry coke and held hands.
These dudes go out every week and get completely pummeled for a living and they get to have their manliness questioned by a bunch of generic cube monkeys whose most physically demanding task performed each week is taking out the garbage and telling their nagging b*tch wives to shut up.
So they split a beer. Big deal. Romo can still make a woman orgasm by pointing at her and saying “boo yah.”
What does it make one when one mocks the cube monkeys mocking the beer-sharing QB?
Just a dude who really loves the Cowboys. Especially Romo and Witten.
Romo taught me to do the “Boo-Yah Point”, as he calls it, and now all the girls (and one guy, it was an accident!) at the Starbucks love me.
Pointing at you.
BOO-YAH!
I think the important things to remember here are:
1. “Skinny post-pattern” eyes
2. The “Boo-Yah Point”
Maybe it’s because I view alcohol as something sacred, something precious that should be imbibed one per person, huddling over that frosty mug of libation much like Gollum, murmuring, “My precious.” Share dessert? Sure. But my beer? You have got to be out of your ever-loving mind. I will break your hand off and slap you with it, then mock your bloody stump, I will.
Bethany,
How did you know I earned another pair of redwings yesterday?
*scans all posts for possible references to um, THAT. Finds none*
What?
Great observational skills!
Romo and Witten are total she-men for sharing a beer. Wussies!
@ Bethany I think it was the mocking of the bloody stump, regardless it was tasteless. I would watch them share a beer anyday of the week and Boo Yah at myself after.
Bethany,
Would you say, “Quit hittin’ yourself! Quit hittin’ yourself!”?
Thank you for your attention to this urgent matter,
Daniel
Ahahahahaahaha….redwings. That’s the last thing I thought I’d see mention of today. Kudos to you MIssing Dots!
Daniel: Indeed, I would. And laugh maniacally.
Kelly: Thanks for the explanation. I would like to point out to everyone else, I said stump, NOT stub.
Who better to fling feces than cube monkeys.
I just used Urban Dictionary to look up that term and I must say, and very disappointed in Missing Dots. However, I must now thank her for making me use Urban Dictionary today, because I found a word that made me giggle since it applies so well to FB. Sargasm. Look it up and giggle with me…
Ooooo Oooooo Oooooo
@ Kelly: Believe me, it was not tasteless.
Ugh.
@ MIssing Dots I have a high tolerence for all things crass but ewwwwwwwww.
Well just in case anyone was wondering, the concert was awesome.
@ MIssing Dots:
Self-censorship is not a bad thing. Just because your mind is in the gutter (often having a cold one with mine), does not mean your typing fingers have to go there, too.
Good God, MIssing Dots. May Christ have mercy on your soul for making such a joke.
CDD is right. the show was amazing. coldplay fan or not, it was great.
Can you provide more information on this for the rest of us far-away (Europe) NFL fans?