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Dallas Beer Pong Association: “Get Your Balls Wet.”

Posted on November 12th, 2008 9:02am by Tim Rogers
Filed under Entertainment, Nightlife, Sports

Yesterday Nancy sent me a link to the Dallas Beer Pong Association, whose motto, as you can guess from the headline, is “Get your balls wet.” About 15 years ago, I would have thought this was awesome. Now it just seems to me like an idiotic, immature way to promote the over-consumption of beer. Where do I sign up?

16 Comments to “Dallas Beer Pong Association: “Get Your Balls Wet.””

Reddy @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:06 am

A beer pond would be funny.
Pony Pride @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:07 am

Pool and a pond. The pond would be best for you.
Bethany @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:08 am

A pond…made of beer. I’ll have trouble working all day today, with that on my mind. What kind of beer? Because frankly, a pond of say, Milwaukee’s Beast would not be the same as a pond of Stella or Drop Top.
cawpy editer @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:17 am

How did the frog get across the beer pond? He hops a ferry after barley getting there because some frosty mug hit him over the head and left him foaming.
Tim Rogers @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:19 am

Yes, yes. Sorry. Not pond. Pong.
cawpy editer @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:20 am

Dang Tim, you rendered 4 comments moot with a single keystroke… that may be a FB record
Daniel @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am

I’ve sometimes wondered — if every alcoholic beverage I’ve ever consumed were poured into one place, how big a pond would it create? Bigger or smaller than Bachman Lake?

One thing’s for sure: it would make me grin like a monkey, pump my fist in jubilation (my whole life I’ve been waiting for this day!), jump in and get my, er, balls wet.
Me! @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:30 am

It might look like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUMV1WZts7k
Dirt Monkey @ November 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am

Next thing you know they’ll have adult kickball teams. Oh, wait … I already do that.
John M @ November 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am

I’ve never really understood the whole beer pong thing, they need to learn to get drunk like grown ups, with a bottle vodka, vermouth and a jar of olives.
TLS @ November 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am

Or watch replays of the Presidential debates and drink every time McCain says “my friends”.
Nancy Nichols @ November 12th, 2008 at 11:38 am

Thanks for stealing my post idea. Let’s start a D Team.
jrp @ November 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

“i’m a maverick, my friends”

is worthy of downing a full beer, my friends

now drink
Daniel @ November 12th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Coming along quite impressively on the haiku, jrp.
luniz @ November 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

O’Sheas in Vegas - beer pong and craps, together at last.
Duane @ November 13th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Yeah…So they haven’t updated the site since February and the bar they’ve been holding it at no longer exists. (Literally!) C’mon guys…Give us something a little fresher than a defunct beer pong league.