You have a chance to permanently derail one of Mayor Tom Leppert’s pet projects (pick one; doesn’t matter). To do so, however, you have to best him in one of the following hand games:
Standard rules apply for each contest. If you lose, not only will the project in question proceed unabated, you will be forced to work, for free, as Pacman Jones’ personal bodyguard for one year with a minimum of one strip club visit per week. So — which would you choose?
(If you are completely on board with everything Leppert has done, you may use your victory to drop the hammer on the pet project of the council member/county commissioner of your choosing.)
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Thumb wrestling….I’ve never lost. Ever. Seriously.
I want nothing to do with anything where the size of his hands against my vienna sausage hands is a massive advantage, so I choose rock paper scissors. You never get into a test of wits against someone with vienna sausage hands.
Thumbwresting – now way, he has the reach advantage.
Slaps – that is a lot of surface area crashing down on me.
Odd or even – hands that big are odd
Mercy – can’t imagine the amount of pressure he provide with so much leverage.
“Hands” down winner is R.P.S. While you use your hands to signal, it’s really a competition of the mind and not of physical traits.
Yeah, I would avoid any hand contact with the fellow as he holds a distinct advantage. Not to mention, there’s no telling whose hands he has recently shaken or what he has touched. Better off with the flashing type games like rock paper scissors.
I’d be willing to play mercy against just about anybody in town that’s under 200lb and not a professional rock climber. I knew all this training would come in useful some day.
You have failed to specify which strip club(s).
Well played. As always.