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Naked Man Climbs Cellphone Tower

The headline in the DMN reads: “Naked Man Arrested After Climbing Collin County Cellphone Tower.”

An alert FrontBurnervian offers this alternate hed: “Can You Hear Me Now?”

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5 Comments to “Naked Man Climbs Cellphone Tower”
  • Tom

    What’s a Naked Main?

  • Zac Crain

    A too-quick typist.

  • Bethany

    I knew I should’ve taken that call, instead of letting it go to voicemail.

  • Daniel

    Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, he was trying, in his way, to be free.

    (a little Leonard Cohen to keep you on your toes)

  • ScurvyOaks

    So if he was using both hands to climb the tower, where was he carrying his cell phone?