Naked Man Climbs Cellphone Tower

The headline in the DMN reads: “Naked Man Arrested After Climbing Collin County Cellphone Tower.”

An alert FrontBurnervian offers this alternate hed: “Can You Hear Me Now?”

5 comments

  1. What’s a Naked Main?

    @ 2:01 pm on November 6, 2008
  2. A too-quick typist.

    @ 2:04 pm on November 6, 2008
  3. I knew I should’ve taken that call, instead of letting it go to voicemail.

    @ 2:10 pm on November 6, 2008
  4. Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, he was trying, in his way, to be free.

    (a little Leonard Cohen to keep you on your toes)

    @ 4:07 pm on November 6, 2008
  5. So if he was using both hands to climb the tower, where was he carrying his cell phone?

    @ 4:39 pm on November 7, 2008