Hard to say why Liz Lavin took so many pics of Zac. Could be because Zac is photogenic. Could be because Lavin swallowed half the green phosphorescent liquid from a glow-in-the-dark necklace. Either way, here is some of Lavin’s fine work from last night.
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| gogo said it best in the comments. Zac: “Dude, where’s my BMX bike?” Eric: “Dude, where’s my gay shirt?” Tim: “Dude, where’s my toupee?” |
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| Judge John Creuzot shows everyone his guns. |
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| The mustachioed man in uniform will remain nameless because I don’t know his name. But the woman getting the helping hand is the under-indictment Rep. Terri Hodge. |
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| Sheriff Lupe Valdez with Judge Ken Molberg. |
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| You know who came casual to the party? DA Craig Watkins. That’s who. |
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| Hoper Danielle Sibley had herself a cool shirt that may or may not have violated some copyright laws. |
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| The aforementioned Z. Crain was himself filled with hope. Can’t you tell? |
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| Again, more Zac. Seen here with Rep. Rafael Anchia. While the rest of the elected Dems were onstage, patting each other on the back, Anchia was on the other side of the street, awaiting TV camera time. |
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| The mysterious mustachioed man apparently prefers French cuffs. |
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| Hopers filled with hope. And change. |
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| Somewhere in this crowd, Wick is high-fiving someone. Or not. |
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| Zac lets Lavin know that she is NOT to get close to yrs trly and Kurt Watkins, cousin of the DA. |
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| State Sen. Royce West is a big dude. If I had to guess who would win in a bar fight — Royce West or Lupe Valdez — I’d go with Royce West. Whom the Observer confused with Ron Kirk. |
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| At one point in the evening, Sheriff Lupe Valdez did a painting of the crowd. Here you can see her using her thumb to judge scale and perspective. |
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| This is one too many pictures of three twits jumping in the air. |
#16…. Skippity do dah!
White Writers Can Kind of Sort of Jump, I guess.
That’s my takeaway.
PS – You guys look like 98 Degrees.
When did Tim shave his head?
“The Outsiders”… 25 years later…
From left to right…
1. Dude, where’s my BMX bike?
2. Dude, where’s my gay shirt?
3. Dude, where’s my toupee?
@ gogo: [standing, clapping, giggling]
“When you’re a shark, you’re a shark all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day.”
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
(clap clap clap clap)
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
But
I’ll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you (like I’ve been there before)
I’ll be there for you (because you’re there for me too)
Oh look! It’s Eddie, Wally and The Beave!
I wonder if Ward and June were aware the boys snuck out of the house….
Does Zac always wear those shoes?
Text, Text, Text, …. is this thing on?
@Tom: Tim types slowly.
@Bethany: Pretty much every day. But they’ll need replacing soon.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
The Jonas Brothers in 25 years.
My head hurts real bad. Zac, I don’t think we put that champagne bottle in the recycle bin.
The guy in the uniform with mustache is Constable Jaime Cortes, Precinct 5, who was re-elected.
Each leaping-in-the-air pic should be accompanied by the opening chord of Hard Day’s Night.
Looking at these photos, I now realize why Schutze seemed alarmed by my sudden appearance at his elbow. I look like a homeless werewolf. Which is okay since that is what I was going for.
I think the D team needs to setup a skipping race with the Ticket Guys. You may give them a challenge…
too old for Teen Wolf, so maybe thirtysomewolf? maybe? no?
and, Bethany, those aren’t shoes, they’re Vans, as i’m sure you know, and i literally just purchased a pair of size 3s for the wee lad online
wish i was there to join in the hijinx last night…looks like everyone was overserved and had a blast
Bolsa and Eno’s are both good stuff and welcome additions to the burgeoning BAD-ass 75208 scene
@Bethany (for 1:52)
This world isn’t good enough for you.
Genius.
Three words:
Ambiguously
Gay
Trio
Tim,
Your Dad called. He wants his Dad pants back.
The “mustachioed man” is Constable Jaime Cortes.
Is Eric flashing the Eastside Locos sign?
Just saw Calvin’s comment. Awesome.