Why Zac Crain Can’t Rent An Apartment in Farmers Branch

Posted on October 31st, 2008 3:09pm by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News

Because, according to this headline, his fisherman’s-wharf beard would exclude him. Also, if you read into the story, ugly cars can keep you from a two-bed-one-bath dream shack as well. IJS, Zac.

22 comments

  1. This is a photoshop contest waiting to happen.

    @ 3:10 pm on October 31, 2008

  2. Someone needs to take the city council’s copy of Mein Kampf away.

    @ 3:11 pm on October 31, 2008

  3. Unkempt and unruly. Two strikes, Zac.

    @ 3:16 pm on October 31, 2008

  4. UNITE!

    @ 3:16 pm on October 31, 2008

  5. Meathead!

    @ 3:40 pm on October 31, 2008

  6. (1st season)

    @ 3:41 pm on October 31, 2008

  7. I hope I don’t round into the same shape Meathead (current season) is sporting.

    @ 3:57 pm on October 31, 2008

  8. Also prohibited are low-rider pants showing their buttocks or underwear or hairstyles, hair color or attire that might represent gang activity.

    I thought that was the part you were referring to at first. Pull up your pants and stop asking for the “Wash and Crip” when you go to the barber, Zach!

    @ 3:59 pm on October 31, 2008

  9. Taken moments ago:hello eric

    @ 4:12 pm on October 31, 2008

  10. *cough*

    @ 4:14 pm on October 31, 2008

  11. Why is he hiding those gorgeous blue eyes?

    @ 4:14 pm on October 31, 2008

  12. Now he’s just doing it on purpose…

    @ 4:16 pm on October 31, 2008

  13. “Bewitched Fisherman – This famous Gloucester, Massachusetts statue was the focus of an episode on the sitcom BEWITCHED/ABC/1964-72. While Samantha the witch visited the New England area to attend a Witches Convention in historic Salem, her husband Darrin Stephens (Dick Sargent) was enchanted by his mischievous cousin-in-law Serena the witch (Elizabeth Montgomery in a dual role) who turned him into the likeness of a local monument called The Fisherman Statue (official title “The Man at the Wheel”). While Darrin took the place of the statue, Serena gallivanted around town with the reincarnated image of the Fisherman Statue. For the role, Dick Sargent was dressed in a fisherman’s raincoat and hat and then sprayed all over with a rusty green color to simulate the weather worn statue.

    The real statue upon which the episode was based stands at Stacey Boulevard in the town of Gloucester, Massachusetts. It was created by Leonard Craske in 1923 for a dedication ceremony honoring the town’s 300th anniversary. The inscription on the statue reads: “They That Go Down To The Sea in Ships.”

    @ 4:18 pm on October 31, 2008

  14. Did Eric just have cataract surgery?

    @ 4:41 pm on October 31, 2008

  15. Back at Zippers I see…

    @ 4:59 pm on October 31, 2008

  16. Sadly, Grizzly Adams will be adrift once again.

    @ 5:31 pm on October 31, 2008

  17. Doochebag Alert: Popped collar and gay shirt

    @ 7:40 pm on October 31, 2008

  18. again, in my defense: Lavin saw that I had the remnant of an earring hole from college, put an earring in me, popped my collar, then took a pic. Ijs.

    @ 8:33 pm on October 31, 2008

  19. Yeah, but how do you explain the sunglasses?

    @ 2:00 pm on November 1, 2008

  20. Those are her sunglasses. Alas, it’s my shirt. No defense for that.

    @ 9:28 pm on November 2, 2008

  21. Hey. It’s a club, not a gang (Hispanic American accent)!

    @ 9:11 am on November 3, 2008

  22. how do you explain the lipstick?

    @ 2:18 pm on November 3, 2008