Comments on: Jeez Lady; Didn’t Your Ma Teach You To Cover Your Mouth?

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:17:58 +0000

I hear ya – I was at the gym recently, stuck on a treadmill next to a guy who was hacking and coughing away WITHOUT covering his mouth. And when I very politely asked him to at LEAST cover his mouth, he scowled at me and said very archly, “It’s not like I’m coughing ON you!” Then shook his head. Like *I* was the rude one!

By: Bethany

Bethany — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:49:39 +0000

*starts stopwatch*

By: Bethany

Bethany — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:26:49 +0000

Daniel, thanks to you, I nearly decorated my laptop with chewed potato salad.

By: Beavis

Beavis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:25:04 +0000

You said rub

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:55:09 +0000

If you’re wearing a tank top, then sneeze into your pants. I mean, duh — it would look stupid to sneeze into your own nude elbow crook. Plus it would make a fart noise and you’d be a double-pariah.

By: Candy Evans

Candy Evans — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:21:26 +0000

Hope she wasn’t spreading bedbugs.

By: allison

allison — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:56:15 +0000

Ask a little old lady for a tissue. My grandma hoards them in her purse like butter tubs in her kitchen cabinet.

By: Puddin'Tane

Puddin'Tane — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:53:16 +0000

Purse or pocket perhaps?

By: AllieF

AllieF — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:14:09 +0000

The tissue thing I find comical. I mean, I don’t know about you, but I don’t go around with a tissue in my hand just in case I might find the need to cough or sneeze.

By: amanda (the real one)

amanda (the real one) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:51:42 +0000

What if you are in a tank shirt? Or a stripper, I mean exotic dancer? What about gloves? Is there an if/then protocol for gloves?