Park Cities Mom Arrested for DWI in Carpool Lane

Merritt Patterson has the news. I guess there is an upside to the story. At least she was picking up and not dropping off.

13 comments

  1. Is it okay to go to parent-teacher conferences after four ****tails? Because, um, … IJS.

    @ 11:28 am on October 24, 2008
  2. OK, I’ll chum the tank:

    Merritt, you confirmed there was an arrest. Why not name the arrested person?

    @ 11:32 am on October 24, 2008
  3. Anna Street Anderson. You should read the blog more often for updates.

    @ 11:33 am on October 24, 2008
  4. I stand corrected. Thank you, bc.

    @ 11:35 am on October 24, 2008
  5. Also, I didn’t realize People Newspapers had a blog. So there’s that.

    @ 11:45 am on October 24, 2008
  6. Vodka: Mother’s Little Helper!!

    @ 11:49 am on October 24, 2008
  7. Who cares if she was drunk? We should be so grateful that she wasn’t using her cellphone in the car pool lane. There is a special place in Hell for those people, a place where NOBODY ‘can hear you now.’

    @ 12:11 pm on October 24, 2008
  8. The carpool lanes at Hockaday were the worst! Like being in a tank of sharks. Laura Miller also flexed her mighty muscle and pulled ahead of everyone else when picking up her darlings.

    @ 12:33 pm on October 24, 2008
  9. Straight out of Mad Men.

    @ 1:28 pm on October 24, 2008
  10. Trey, you didn’t know we had a blog?
    http://blog.peoplenewspapers.com/2008/02/07/re-7th-grade-potheads/#comments
    Anyway, you used to know about it a little. IJS.

    @ 2:32 pm on October 24, 2008
  11. @ 3:31 pm on October 24, 2008
  12. Oy, OK now we know that Candy’s girl(s) went to Hock your Daughter and Merritt has a Mercedes………………OOOOOO, we’re impressed!!!

    @ 4:42 pm on October 24, 2008
  13. I kid, Merritt, I kid.

    @ 5:22 pm on October 24, 2008