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Park Cities Mom Arrested for DWI in Carpool Lane

Merritt Patterson has the news. I guess there is an upside to the story. At least she was picking up and not dropping off.

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13 Comments to “Park Cities Mom Arrested for DWI in Carpool Lane”
  • Eric Celeste

    Is it okay to go to parent-teacher conferences after four ****tails? Because, um, … IJS.

  • Trey Garrison

    OK, I’ll chum the tank:

    Merritt, you confirmed there was an arrest. Why not name the arrested person?

  • bc

    Anna Street Anderson. You should read the blog more often for updates.

  • Trey Garrison

    I stand corrected. Thank you, bc.

  • Trey Garrison

    Also, I didn’t realize People Newspapers had a blog. So there’s that.

  • Puddin'Tane

    Vodka: Mother’s Little Helper!!

  • jb

    Who cares if she was drunk? We should be so grateful that she wasn’t using her cellphone in the car pool lane. There is a special place in Hell for those people, a place where NOBODY ‘can hear you now.’

  • Candace Evans

    The carpool lanes at Hockaday were the worst! Like being in a tank of sharks. Laura Miller also flexed her mighty muscle and pulled ahead of everyone else when picking up her darlings.

  • Maggie

    Straight out of Mad Men.

  • Merritt Patterson

    Trey, you didn’t know we had a blog?
    http://blog.peoplenewspapers.com/2008/02/07/re-7th-grade-potheads/#comments
    Anyway, you used to know about it a little. IJS.

  • Snark Man
  • G$$

    Oy, OK now we know that Candy’s girl(s) went to Hock your Daughter and Merritt has a Mercedes………………OOOOOO, we’re impressed!!!

  • Trey Garrison

    I kid, Merritt, I kid.