Comments on: D Magazine Subscribers Get Wealthier, More Male

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:24:02 +0000

Now now, on the debates, McCain was loving on the hair plugs. Said he might need some. You know, to cover up the melanoma.

By: another amanda

another amanda — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:22:03 +0000

Thanks, Bethany. One can never be too careful while planning for resort season.

I don’t know how we can live with ourselves, especially when Biden’s hair plugs are so, well, failed…

Don’t you dare laugh.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:00:11 +0000

Jenny Craig! And intestinal parasites for free, those lucky bastards.

By: another amanda

another amanda — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:57:26 +0000

Bethany, since you brought it up, and AP took note, I have a question for toi:

How do you think those Ethiopian children stay so slim? Is it a religous belief that limits dietary choices in a third world environment, or do you think they are just on South Beach?

By: Don

Don — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:38:28 +0000

SLR, thanks for pointing out that I misread the post and stated 227K instead of 344K. It’s a good thing you did because without quoting the correct number, my post was completely incomprehensible. You make everyone better.

By: another amanda

another amanda — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:09:19 +0000

What gives?

Umm, is it just me or did Bethany get deleted? It’s not like she’s a blowhard or anything. But, she is wearing a vest, AND a ponytail for the second time this week, so I can see why…

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:06:45 +0000

I used to use a driver, but I hit so hard I mostly just sent them flying across the iceberg. And lemme tell ya, it’s a pain in the ass to yell “fore!” then have to walk all the way over to the other side of an iceberg to find your lost clubbed baby seal.

By: another amanda

another amanda — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:51:07 +0000

I use a putter. It cuts down on gore, and the mother seals seem to respond better.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:43:27 +0000

I wasn’t gonna brag, you know. But you left out personally clubbing baby seals. With a 9 iron.

By: another amanda

another amanda — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:40:32 +0000

Bethany,
I know you didn’t ask, but I’m going to throw this down…

Twenty-two (22) years…of back breaking labor…battling white shoes/handbags after Labor Day or before Easter. Fighting the butt cracks of appliance repair technicians. Struggling to eliminate mousse or Jeri-curls from American culture. Beating back Jehovah’s Witness and those cute little Mormons and their mountain bikes. Ending triple coupons. Opening doors to finance cosmetic surgery and Botox©. Preserving the right to hire undocumented workers as maids or landscapers. Eating veal.

I hope this helps.

Love,