“The Moment Things Began to Turn Around in Iraq is When the USO Deployed Jessica Simpson”

Posted on October 7th, 2008 3:05pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Politics

Who said that? Not Joe Simpson. Not Tony Romo. Not the editors at GQ. Nope, that was President Bush at a USO benefit. (Given the setting, he was probably joking. Maybe.)

6 comments

  1. W tells the best war jokes.

    @ 4:04 pm on October 7, 2008

  2. Totes. That’s why I am having him over tonight so we can MST3K the debates.

    @ 4:56 pm on October 7, 2008

  3. MST3K the debates?? OMG!!! That is brilliant!

    Actually, a Live Riff would be even better.

    @ 5:04 pm on October 7, 2008

  4. Didn’t Bush also say that someone needs to send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention?

    @ 8:53 pm on October 7, 2008

  5. Free ’stache rides to anyone named Jessica Simpson that is the daughter of Joe and ex-husband of a man-bander named Nick.

    @ 10:50 pm on October 7, 2008

  6. ?

    @ 4:42 pm on October 9, 2008