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“The Moment Things Began to Turn Around in Iraq is When the USO Deployed Jessica Simpson”

Posted on October 7th, 2008 3:05pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Politics

Who said that? Not Joe Simpson. Not Tony Romo. Not the editors at GQ. Nope, that was President Bush at a USO benefit. (Given the setting, he was probably joking. Maybe.)

6 Comments to ““The Moment Things Began to Turn Around in Iraq is When the USO Deployed Jessica Simpson””

Gwyon @ October 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

W tells the best war jokes.
amandacobra @ October 7th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Totes. That’s why I am having him over tonight so we can MST3K the debates.
Puddin'Tane @ October 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

MST3K the debates?? OMG!!! That is brilliant!

Actually, a Live Riff would be even better.
He Kexin @ October 7th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Didn’t Bush also say that someone needs to send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention?
S.R.F.T.Q.G. @ October 7th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

Free ’stache rides to anyone named Jessica Simpson that is the daughter of Joe and ex-husband of a man-bander named Nick.
??? @ October 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

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“The Moment Things Began to Turn Around in Iraq is When the USO Deployed Jessica Simpson”