I think the question speaks for itself. My answer, if you’re wondering: Mayor Tom Leppert, because he’d help close the deal no matter what.
Honorable mention: John Wiley Price, because he’ll say anything to anyone. Comments are ready for yours.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone.
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Although she’s not a man, Jane McGarry, because she’d always be able to tell me what could kill me.
The Great Greggo.. I mean what woman can resist phrases like “how big are you boobs” and “get the clothes off bitc&”…
Mike Modano, because part of a wingman’s role is to be way less attractive than I am.
Avi Adelman because he takes photos of people urinating in public. That leaves one less thing for me to have to do.
Mark Cuban (hope he’s reading) so he can pick-up the tab for EVERYTHING and I can finally live my life as the international playboy and bon vivant I should be
Rod Dreher. Because even though he has more hair than I do (on his head), his go-to Crunchy-Con ****tail chatter would bore to death or drive insane any would-be c-blockers. Plus, he’s got chickens.
Owen Wilson. Hands down. He just seems like he’d be fun to party with.
Either that or Tim Rogers, because he’s just so darned charming.
Rogers Healy. Duh. He knows ALL the hotties, both here and in Hollywood…
Don Nelson after half a dozen(or more) drinks at the Kings X bar on Forest is a force to be reckoned with.
Unstoppable.
You have no idea.
Maybe some of the best bar drinking I have ever seen. Ever.
Gordon Keith. You can’t help looking good, sounding funny, or seeming to exude sexiness compared to him.
Angus Wynne, cause he is the coolest dude in Dallas. which means I really missed the wingman concept.
Trey Garrison; He packs heat and he’s a pit bull/cobra mutant and I’m an aligator/mongoose hybrid so how could we lose?
Back Stock: Lee Cullum and/or Krys Boyd because they’re always the smartest girls in the room and the men are not always smart enough to recognize that they can also be the smartest MEN in the room.
Legendary Dallas bluesman Joe Jonas, who was cool before cool was the word for cool.
Hal Samples. Women always seem to lose their inhibitions whenever somebody is pointing a camera in their direction.
Actually, as a Washington Mutual stockholder, Leppert was supposed to be my wingman. He was on the Board of Directors and Chaired the Audit Committee.
Heck of a job Tom! Sure you’re doing just as good work for the City of Dallas.
Hey Zac, will you buy my stock?
Wingman? Who needs some stinking wingman?
I’ve got a wife.
George W. Bush.
Why?
Because he’d kill anyone who turned me down.