Fort Worth police arrested two women believed to be the perpetrators of recent robberies at area Subway restaurants. Before they were caught, they were known as the “face paint robbers,” because their M.O. included masking their identity with white face paint. Now that they’re in custody, I suggest they go by “Jared’s Jailbirds.”
(Okay. That punchline didn’t connect, but at least I swung hard. I blame Jared. That guy ruins everything.)
Here is a picture of one of them:
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The “Cold Clank Combo”?
Good work and heads up by the FW Popo! Better than writing tickets for falsified crimes to hookers and the homeless!
Two. Two women. Two women, life-long … sentences…
I understand that they are being held in an invisible cell. (cuz they resembled mimes…)
Anybody?
The younger one is an angry young woman for having to go through life without being able to pronounce her first name, Zaqueshala Gibson, which could only be shortened to Zac. I’m angry because Subway took the turkey sandwich off the $5.00 special for a 12″.
Footlong felons?
Santa Paws. Get it? The chihuahua was wearing a red fleece suit… Nevermind.
Personally, I like “Cracker-face Culprits”
Zaqueshala - Now I have Zac Crain’s full name and I can hack his Yahoo Mail account, just like the guy did to Sarah Palin…