FrontBurner » Blog Archive » Two Suspects in Subway Robberies Nabbed

Two Suspects in Subway Robberies Nabbed

Posted on October 1st, 2008 11:16am by Adam McGill
Filed under Crime

Fort Worth police arrested two women believed to be the perpetrators of recent robberies at area Subway restaurants. Before they were caught, they were known as the “face paint robbers,” because their M.O. included masking their identity with white face paint. Now that they’re in custody, I suggest they go by “Jared’s Jailbirds.”

(Okay. That punchline didn’t connect, but at least I swung hard. I blame Jared. That guy ruins everything.)

10 Comments to “Two Suspects in Subway Robberies Nabbed”

JB @ October 1st, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Here is a picture of one of them:
http://thesupervillain.net/wp-.....er-too.jpg
wes mantooth @ October 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pm

The “Cold Clank Combo”?
Adamundo @ October 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Good work and heads up by the FW Popo! Better than writing tickets for falsified crimes to hookers and the homeless!
DM @ October 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm

Two. Two women. Two women, life-long … sentences…
Chris Chris @ October 1st, 2008 at 2:01 pm

I understand that they are being held in an invisible cell. (cuz they resembled mimes…)
Anybody?
Dubious Brother @ October 1st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

The younger one is an angry young woman for having to go through life without being able to pronounce her first name, Zaqueshala Gibson, which could only be shortened to Zac. I’m angry because Subway took the turkey sandwich off the $5.00 special for a 12″.
REA @ October 1st, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Footlong felons?
amanda @ October 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Santa Paws. Get it? The chihuahua was wearing a red fleece suit… Nevermind.
Dallasite @ October 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Personally, I like “Cracker-face Culprits”
El Rey @ October 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Zaqueshala - Now I have Zac Crain’s full name and I can hack his Yahoo Mail account, just like the guy did to Sarah Palin…