Kelan Luker Back to Being Below Average On a Football Field Rather Than a Stage

Remember Kelan Luker? He was the SMU QB who quit the team to play bass for Submursed, a band that sounded so much like Creed that Creed’s drummer ended up playing with them. Anyway, in case you missed it, he’s back playing football, this time as a 27-year-old backup for Tarleton State. Personally, I would have preferred it if Luker had decided to be not great in another arena where everyone else is not great, keeping his streak alive. For instance, he could always drive a DART bus.