Man Caught on Camera Vandalizing Hummer in Southlake

Posted on September 17th, 2008 1:42pm by Tim Rogers
Filed under Local News

Thank you to the FBvian who points us to this story. You want to know why you should hate Southlake (it was a joke, people!)? Because not only do they all drive Hummers, but their Hummers come equipped with their own onboard surveillance cameras. Genius.

13 comments

  1. Poor Tim, no one gets your jokes…First Marty, then Southlake, and now Wells Fargo.

    Hey, there’s a great story in the Southlake issue about a lady with a biblical roach infestation. Page 40.

    @ 1:56 pm on September 17, 2008

  2. I am SO fired. I just Googled “old man” “camera” and “hummer”. Not what I was expecting.

    @ 2:36 pm on September 17, 2008

  3. He looks like the your average Joe, your friendly neighbor, the guy sitting next to you in the barber shop…Cue the music: Dum De Dum Dum: Coming up next on Channel 11: The (Hummer) Terrorist Next Door. Could your Hummer be next?

    @ 2:42 pm on September 17, 2008

  4. ahh..It was just a “senior” prank.

    @ 2:48 pm on September 17, 2008

  5. @ Jay
    I think you’re fine. If they didn’t fire you after you Googled “2 girls” and “a cup” when trying to research the coffee sharing habits of your two co-workers, you’re golden.

    @ 2:51 pm on September 17, 2008

  6. Biblical Roach is a good band name.

    @ 2:51 pm on September 17, 2008

  7. What’s more embarrassing than driving a Hummer to an all-white suburban high school? Being an old man keying it.

    @ 3:57 pm on September 17, 2008

  8. Tim? Jokes? What?

    @ 4:00 pm on September 17, 2008

  9. They should detain anyone over 40 wearing shorts and sandals, on principle alone.

    @ 4:52 pm on September 17, 2008

  10. @James: underrated.

    @mike: Wait ’til you’re over 40 before you start throwing stones. Shorts and sandals are just as comfortable after 40 as they are before.

    @ 8:37 am on September 18, 2008

  11. Just don’t add socks to the mix.

    @ 8:41 am on September 18, 2008

  12. agreed

    @ 8:48 am on September 18, 2008

  13. mm – I am over 40…I now limit shorts to the gym and the golf course from June through August. Sandals of course, I’ve never worn. The sight of uncovered men’s toes especially in a confined space like an elevator will turn my stomach. Buy some shoes…hippie.

    @ 5:18 pm on September 18, 2008