Chris Kattan and Dallas Model Sunshine Tutt Separate

Posted on August 20th, 2008 10:03am by Adam McGill
Filed under Celebrity

Sunshine Tutt and Chris KattanThe two were married for eight weeks.

Mango no like marriage?

11 comments

  1. “YOU CANNOT TOUCH-a THE MANGO!”

    “But I’m your hot model wife!”

    “Do the stars tell the moon, we are married, I touch you? NO!”

    @ 10:10 am on August 20, 2008

  2. how can you take a waterfall, full of water and wonderment, rolling through the forest with birds singing, squirrels playing and deers deering and say, “hey, stop being a waterfall.” No, such is Mango.

    besides, I thought he was gay.

    @ 10:10 am on August 20, 2008

  3. To think that a Mango thrives with direct exposure and contact to Sunshine, this is shocking to farmers all around.

    @ 10:20 am on August 20, 2008

  4. what did he do? leave the toilet seat up?

    @ 11:09 am on August 20, 2008

  5. Maybe he tried that move where he chews on his apple and spits it into his lovers’ mouth.

    @ 11:15 am on August 20, 2008

  6. Maybe he parked his F-150 in the driveway…

    @ 11:44 am on August 20, 2008

  7. No Mango for me! Why must he be Mango? Why I ask? Why God, why? Why can’t he be someone normal like John Ritter?

    @ 11:45 am on August 20, 2008

  8. Well, hell, if his wife had Wikipedia-ed, she’d know that mango is the world’s largest fruit tree.

    @ 11:59 am on August 20, 2008

  9. I’ll take a run at either of the chicks in that picture, once they separate of course.

    @ 12:43 pm on August 20, 2008

  10. Pfffffffft…Avery. You’d do them both at the same time, and you know it.

    @ 12:59 pm on August 20, 2008

  11. Mango likes Garth “Chris Gaines” Brooks.

    @ 9:58 pm on August 20, 2008