Chris Kattan and Dallas Model Sunshine Tutt Separate
The two were married for eight weeks.
Mango no like marriage?
11 Comments to “Chris Kattan and Dallas Model Sunshine Tutt Separate”
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“YOU CANNOT TOUCH-a THE MANGO!”
“But I’m your hot model wife!”
“Do the stars tell the moon, we are married, I touch you? NO!”
how can you take a waterfall, full of water and wonderment, rolling through the forest with birds singing, squirrels playing and deers deering and say, “hey, stop being a waterfall.” No, such is Mango.
besides, I thought he was gay.
To think that a Mango thrives with direct exposure and contact to Sunshine, this is shocking to farmers all around.
what did he do? leave the toilet seat up?
Maybe he tried that move where he chews on his apple and spits it into his lovers’ mouth.
Maybe he parked his F-150 in the driveway…
No Mango for me! Why must he be Mango? Why I ask? Why God, why? Why can’t he be someone normal like John Ritter?
Well, hell, if his wife had Wikipedia-ed, she’d know that mango is the world’s largest fruit tree.
I’ll take a run at either of the chicks in that picture, once they separate of course.
Pfffffffft…Avery. You’d do them both at the same time, and you know it.
Mango likes Garth “Chris Gaines” Brooks.