Mike Fisher’s 24 Reasons the Dallas Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl

Posted on August 19th, 2008 8:33pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Sports, www.

Fish previews the ‘Boys upcoming campaign as part of Deadspin’s usual NFL package. Two things: it’s a big pile of words, and a large percentage are dirty in one way or another (especially when you get to the comments, if you do). If you don’t have time, a reading guide: hit Control-F, type in “Bayless,” and enjoy. Even if you like Skip, you have to applaud the pure vitriol of that rant.

3 comments

  1. ‘14: When Marion (The Barbarian) Barber was told of the NFL’s plan to outlaw the offensive player’s stiff-arm to the facemask, he barely looked up from his reading material while replying, “What about to the throat?’’’

    And that’s why he’s a starter.

    @ 8:20 am on August 20, 2008

  2. I got 4,253 reasons why that won’t happen…one for each day since the ‘Boys last won a POST SEASON game.

    @ 8:47 am on August 20, 2008

  3. @Dallasite: Yeah, I’m ready to CafePress that line on a T-shrt.

    @ 8:52 am on August 20, 2008