For those who think this blog is nothing but self-referential bloviation and pictures of shin contusions, I offer this photo, taken by Adam, during our just-completed round at Dallas National. Here we see the 14th hole, which Adam and I both parred, for those keeping score at home. Also, for those keeping score, Adam shot a 99, and I shot — dammit — a 100. The only other item of note is that, as I type this, I’m drinking a jalapeño cucumber margarita. It is highly recommended. Also, Adam says hi.
And now I have reason #3,976 that I hate both Adam and Tim. Thanks, Tristan.
And, although I confess I’ve never seen you play, you probably wouldn’t slice the ball so bad if you had a stronger grip with that right hand. IJS…
I’ve been next to Tim at the urinals. His right hand grip is just fine Josh.
You looked?
hard not to when you hear “unzip…splash”
When did Tim crap in the urinal?
not sure why i said that, as i’ve never shared a stall with Tim
now Sen. Craig and his wide stance on the other hand…
“jalapeño cucumber margarita” You know how I know you’re gay?
Talk about burying the lead..
1) You got to play Dallas National? I hate you both.
2) Jalapeno cucumber margarita? Was that a dare?
@ Bethany
I asked
Is that a guy thing? Do all guys ask about grip and release at urinals?
I’m weirdly curious now.
That course deserves better. You know it. I know it. And the American People know it.
Bethany, you really don’t want to know what men talk about when there aren’t any women around.
And I’m not at liberty to share it anyway, as it falls under Guy/Guy privilege.
I thank all of you who just contributed to a much needed afternoon laugh!
@Bethany: No, we don’t. We don’t ask, we don’t tell, we don’t make conversation, we don’t make eye contact. At least most of us don’t.
Grip it and rip it takes on a whole new meaning. Damn you guys. I am as jealous as the French Men’s swim relay team.
Just say no to that hat!
Oy vey!
jerks. that is all.
You know how I know you’re gay? You wear powder blue hats during golf.
The hat is HOT. I thought you were mortally wounded…
Faaat maaan in a liiiittle HA-aaat…
I give Adam an “A” for effort, a “B+” for the white belt, a “C-” on the hair and an “F” for the lack of tan on those white calves. He needs to get out more…
You know how else we know they, or at least Adam, are gay? He’s got streamers at the end of his clubs. IJS. (See Tim’s latest picture)
The purpose of this outing is what? How do I work at D Magazine? No mention of the Dallas National Burger or Fish Tacos at the turn. WEAK reporting.