Comments on: Good News, Bad News: The Amy Cabrero Story

By: AK

AK — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:09:51 +0000

I stabbed a man with a trident.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:21:14 +0000

I’m proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that’s what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of an Anchorman thread.

By: AK

AK — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:30:39 +0000

It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

By: Andy G

Andy G — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:50:46 +0000

I know what you’re thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon. But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.

[An aside...my wife went to college with Paul Rudd...James Westfall was one of his frat brothers]

By: AK

AK — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:08:29 +0000

I love lamp.

By: Zac Crain

Zac Crain — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:49:06 +0000

I love each and every one of you. Well done.

[stands, slow claps]

Now get back to it. Fantana and/or Brick lines next.

By: JS

JS — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:01:55 +0000

what did you type?

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:33:58 +0000

Well you… have bad hair!

By: JS

JS — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:31:24 +0000

Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island?

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:25:13 +0000

JS, you look like a blueberry.