Comments on: Slow News Day Question: What Would Constitute a “Dallas” Olympics?

By: AS

AS — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:14:27 +0000

Does’t it start Monday? Restaurant Week.

By: Dallasite

Dallasite — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:42:15 +0000

Crackhead slalom: Walk from one end of downtown to the other, wearing a suit, while dodging the panhandlers. A point is deducted every time one hits you up for money. Ten points are deducted if you give him money.

Industrial pole vault: You have to rename Industrial Blvd without offending somebody. (A perfect score is impossible)

By: Michael Davis

Michael Davis — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:48:47 +0000

The Tow Mafia Avoidance Relay: Can you park in the Potbelly/Alo parking lot (Central & Armstrong) and pick up your Pei Wei and beat the Knox Park Tow Mafia back to your car. (Can’t be done)

The Northpark Triathlon (under 30 minutes):

* Survive you survive the Concentric Circles of Hell known as the Northpark parking deck lot as you try to find a space.

*Spot a security guard in the Northpark Parking Lot after 9PM.

*Get a parking spot anywhere at Northpark in less than 15 minutes.

Central Expressway sanity test:

Count the number of drivers doing 45 mph in the left lane vs. number of drivers entering the expressway at 35 mph.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:35:57 +0000

Tammy Dombeck Bra Unhooking

By: sarah

sarah — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:45:17 +0000

* Name dropping the phrase “with my iPhone” in as many blog entries as possible.
* Personal debt contest
* douchebag sack race
* Prius vs. Escalade demolition derby.
* Most annoying business B.S.-er and loudest cell phone talker in Starbucks on Allen St. yesterday at 3:33 pm sitting next to the window where his douchebag-y voice reverberated throughout the store and interrupted my quiet reading… the bastard. OK, skip that one.
* D-Cup jumproping – 2 minutes max

By: Mr Serious

Mr Serious — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:14:13 +0000

Fountain-hopping.

Park Cities
Downtown
Lakewood

How many can you hit in 1 hour?
How many warnings from security guards?
How many crazy stares from passing cars?
DQ for police arrest.

By: publicnewsense

publicnewsense — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:04:36 +0000

Olympic events:
The DISD Backpedal
The Dallas City Hall Plaza Artwork Soak (2 categories: Highest and Most Yellow)
The Dallas Morning News Stock Drop
The Crossing LBJ on Foot Relay
The Ex-Mayor Disappearance Sprint
The Sixth Floor Marksmanship Event
The Pothole Jumping Marathon

By: BoG

BoG — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:04:09 +0000

“Thank you for reinforcing the point that Democrats don’t have a problem with adultery.”

Yea, that’s what John McCain and Newt Gingrich keep on our minds every time they speak

By: zac

zac — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:46:32 +0000

good work folks

By: allison

allison — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:45:44 +0000

Uh, wrong post.