Comments on: Michael Davis Responds to Jim Schutze’s Response to Joyce Foreman’s Blog Post

By: Michael Davis

Michael Davis — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:55:41 +0000

^ Live from Nashville…

I’m not bitter Pulle. I’m having a ball. You aren’t even here anymore, but glad you checked in. Sorry you couldn’t hang in the great state of Texas.

By: MattP

MattP — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:04:36 +0000

So in Michael Davis’ blog post he bitterly complains that the DO didn’t quote him in its story on Royce West. Since I wrote that story, I can tell you that we quoted several people, from both parties, practically canonizing the state Senator.

I didn’t quote Davis, however, because he didn’t say anything interesting or insightful. From the look of his most recent blog post, he hasn’t changed.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:49:56 +0000

P.S. The price the cologne retailers are asking — not the women. Christ, people, as if the Panther experience hasn’t humiliated me enough already. No hookers for this boy.

P.P.S. Interestingly, if you buy the panther stuff, you keep getting direct mail offers for something called Blueballbegone.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:44:20 +0000

Actually, if you parse their literature, the panther stuff gives you a 60 percent success rate on each individual encounter. Meaning that 100% of the time a woman will laugh at precisely three of your awkward jokes and precisely twice she will run her fingernails coyly along your spine and precisely once she will lightly kiss your jaw before going to a ladies’ room from which she never returns.

And for the price they’re asking? So, in short, Towski come hither. You naughty b1tch, you.

By: Towski

Towski — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:00:12 +0000

That’s ok, Bethany. You’ve succesfully fulfilled my craving human contact quotient for the day.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:53:19 +0000

Poor Towski. Do you need a hug? Where’s Daniel?

By: Towski

Towski — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:51:28 +0000

Man, I think Zac just comment blocked me.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:42:55 +0000

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

By: Zac Crain

Zac Crain — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:41:14 +0000

I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:39:04 +0000

Are you sure that distinction doesn’t go to Sex Panther by Odeon? It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.