Mark Cuban is 50

Posted on July 31st, 2008 3:35pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Celebrity, Sports

A vehicular-named FBvian pointed out that Mark Cuban turned 50 today and wondered if it deserved it’s own thread. Can’t see why not, as long as we can do it roast-style. I’ll go ahead and turn the comments on.

UPDATE: It’s also noted regional comedian Dave Little’s birthday. So feel free to roast him as well.

11 comments

  1. I just hope his mid-age crisis is not purchasing something large and eccentric… like, oh let’s say, a baseball team in Chicago.

    @ 3:45 pm on July 31, 2008

  2. Hair style has vastly improved from that wiki photo. Happy B-day to a guy that brought good pro basketball back to Dallas.

    @ 3:49 pm on July 31, 2008

  3. Mark – You now own the Dallas-area’s major sports franchise with the 4th highest likelihood of winning a championship in the next decade. Congrats.

    @ 3:55 pm on July 31, 2008

  4. Dave Little is funny, despite what others say…

    @ 4:00 pm on July 31, 2008

  5. Funny thing is, Cubes used to lie about his age — until Broadcast.com went public and he had to disclose his real age in the prospectus. He had us all believing he was three years younger. (He had more hair then, so it was somewhat plausible.)

    @ 4:06 pm on July 31, 2008

  6. happy birthday dave little. again.

    @ 4:19 pm on July 31, 2008

  7. Noted comedian. That’s funny…

    @ 4:29 pm on July 31, 2008

  8. Well you know how it is in the Dominican . . . birth certificates are hard to come by . . . dates get a little hazy . . what? what’s that? His name is Cuban… oh, I thought he was a new pitching prospect for the Rangers…. never mind

    @ 4:29 pm on July 31, 2008

  9. Dave who?

    @ 4:32 pm on July 31, 2008

  10. Dave, I hope your hair loss hasn’t adversely affected that sweet jump shot.

    @ 5:07 pm on July 31, 2008

  11. Birthday dinner at Bob’s on Lemmon. Jeans and a too-small polo. Viva Broadcast.com (and prime strip).

    @ 7:54 pm on July 31, 2008