Local Dentist, Busted for Tax Evasion, Gives Me New Band Name

Posted on July 31st, 2008 3:25pm by Zac Crain
Filed under Crime, Music

Wesley David Bowden, a 64-year-old dentist, stopped paying taxes in 1992 after being audited. Apparently, that’s frowned upon. So he’s going to the joint at some point in the near future. Whatever. The real takeaway from this is, during Bowden’s protestations, he hit on the perfect name for my new Dirty South polka band: Inland Pirates.

9 comments

  1. “Doc, meet your new cellmate, Bubba. He’s a different kind of pirate.”

    @ 3:46 pm on July 31, 2008

  2. The only pirate this guy will see in prison is an Angry Pirate.

    Skate, shoot score, Brian.

    @ 5:18 pm on July 31, 2008

  3. oh, I thought the name was going to be “Local Dentist Busted for Tax Evasion”

    @ 6:07 pm on July 31, 2008

  4. That’s the esoteric solo project, DM.

    @ 6:18 pm on July 31, 2008

  5. Be nice.

    @ 3:38 pm on August 1, 2008

  6. Staying in rank with the pirate theme, inside the pokey (pun intended) Doc Bowden will certainly become a master at baiting the “meat hook!”

    @ 1:17 am on August 12, 2008

  7. You guys are idiots. especially you jackson.

    @ 5:47 pm on August 20, 2008

  8. really, it won’t let me type “i d i o t s?” but you can talk all that trash???

    @ 5:48 pm on August 20, 2008

  9. Most of us pay taxes out of fear, NOT because we want to or believe we should. Dr. Bowden had the courage to do what many of us would like to do – tell the government we’re not paying THEIR way anymore. Unfortunately, he will pay a high price for bucking the (tainted) system!

    @ 11:34 pm on October 3, 2008