Hot Former Dallas Anchorwoman About Four, Maybe Four and a Half Months Away From Being Much Less Hot

Posted on July 31st, 2008 10:56am by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News, Media

Remember former Channel 11 morning wakeup person Shannon Hori? She left the station last year for the CBS affiliate in Miami, to be closer to her husband. Well, I know that seems like a good idea, getting closer to your husband and the like, but guess what happens: you get too close, then you get preggers. And, if you’re in Miami, apparently that’s news. Read here about how Hori plans to find out the sex of her twins soon, and who the third man in the ring was during the conception.

25 comments

  1. 40 lashes for the use of “preggers.” Jzheesh. Are you moonlighting for one of those craptastic celebrity rags, Celeste?

    @ 10:59 am on July 31, 2008

  2. Why is it that all the interesting stories are published in other papers?

    @ 11:08 am on July 31, 2008

  3. At least he didn’t use the dreaded “baby bump.” Or I’d be typing this from Lew Sterrett.

    @ 11:10 am on July 31, 2008

  4. THERE’S SOMETHING LIVING INSIDE OF YOU! FIND OUT WHAT IT IS….tonight at 10.

    @ 11:31 am on July 31, 2008

  5. why is becoming pregnant “much less hot”?

    @ 11:35 am on July 31, 2008

  6. “spawned” would’ve been an acceptable substitute.

    @ 11:36 am on July 31, 2008

  7. Nice one, brett. I’m sure the NBC5 producers and bloggers will have a “sweeps” report about this “phenomenon” come October.

    @ 11:38 am on July 31, 2008

  8. At least we know she puts out…

    @ 11:38 am on July 31, 2008

  9. I write for Idontlikeyouinthatway.com under the pen name Rik Emmett.

    @ 11:39 am on July 31, 2008

  10. So Eric, was there ever a time when you were more hot? If so, when?

    @ 12:30 pm on July 31, 2008

  11. Eric, just remember that you may not have hair but you can have abs!

    @ 12:32 pm on July 31, 2008

  12. Amanda: please quit flirting with me.

    @ 12:50 pm on July 31, 2008

  13. “much less hot”…seriously, you typed that? Tyring to get more hits today or just an idiot?

    @ 12:55 pm on July 31, 2008

  14. Based on her impregnation using AI, I’d say she was more successfully intimate with her doctor than her husband. Closeness to hubby, in this case, is irrelevant.

    @ 1:01 pm on July 31, 2008

  15. Eric, I will quit flirting (later), but since it’s a slow day, I thought maybe a little truth or dare would be fun.

    So when were you hotter? And what about the abs Puddin was throwing down?

    @ 1:05 pm on July 31, 2008

  16. i, for one, think pregnant women are hot

    but, then i like them thick through the hips to begin with

    and if one word should ever be struck from the vernacular it’s “preggers”…right up there with “i’m getting my [fill in the blank] on”

    @ 1:46 pm on July 31, 2008

  17. shoes?

    @ 1:53 pm on July 31, 2008

  18. I prefer “bumpy” or “great with child” but that’s just me.

    @ 1:53 pm on July 31, 2008

  19. 20-inch rims?

    @ 2:01 pm on July 31, 2008

  20. She’ll be getting her preggers on. And she’ll be hot all the time, Eric, and nauseous. And irritable. And inexplicably weepy. Elephant-ankled, gorilla-nippled and brooking no guff. Other than that, she’ll be pretty damned alluring, you … you — jerk! is what you are!

    @ 2:11 pm on July 31, 2008

  21. Amanda: the three times I was hotter than I am now:

    1. 14th birthday party. looked good with a gold chain and jordache jeans

    2. This morning about 9:30 a.m., just after I finished arms and back.

    3. In 1985, when I had this sweet linen jacket look. And hair.

    @ 2:50 pm on July 31, 2008

  22. Gotta love the Miami Vice look….

    @ 3:10 pm on July 31, 2008

  23. EC, can’t tell you how glad I am you figured out how to post images within comments. You kind of look like Jon Hamm. Oh wait, that’s Tim.

    @ 3:10 pm on July 31, 2008

  24. Eric, swoon. You had me at “jordache.”

    I lied. I’ll never stop flirting…

    @ 3:35 pm on July 31, 2008

  25. that’s a 1986 smu sigma chi in the making if i ever saw one

    @ 3:37 pm on July 31, 2008