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Hooters Popular With the Preschool Set

Posted on July 24th, 2008 11:13am by Stacey Yervasi
Filed under Local News

Since Zac and Tim are out of the office, Eric is readying for his noon radio appearance with lovelies Nancy and Sarah, and Wick is concerning himself with more important matters, it’s up to me to pluck the low-hanging fruit that is this story. I don’t know what amazes me more: that this 5-year-old boy was able to slip out of his Denton daycare undetected, that he didn’t become roadkill while crossing two major roads, or that his amazing journey ended in a Hooters parking lot. He even bought a soda on his way there with which to wash down his wings.

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8 Comments to “Hooters Popular With the Preschool Set”
  • El Rey @ July 24th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    “I don’t know what amazes me more: that this 5-year-old boy was able to slip out of his Denton daycare undetected, that he didn’t become roadkill while crossing two major roads, or that his amazing journey ended in a Hooters parking lot. He even bought a soda on his way there with which to wash down his wings.” You forgot to mention he was also hauling some massive cajones on his trek… Why did nobody stop or call police as they watched the 5 year old crossing the road?

    Oh no, this could turn into a bunch of ‘Why did the toddler cross the road’ jokes.

    As an aside, I have often wandered into Hooters on hot summer days. Good place to cool off and watch sports…

  • Arnold @ July 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    maybe he was a breastfeeding child who was hungry and he followed the scent.

  • the cynic @ July 24th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    boys will be boys.

  • MIssing Dots @ July 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    100 degree weather explains it…he wanted a “Silly Cone”

  • Daniel @ July 24th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    So, is it up to me to pluck the low-hanging fruit that is the phrase “low-hanging fruit” in this context?

  • Eff Reagan @ July 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    who sends their 5 year old to daycare with cash?

  • Eff Obama @ July 24th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    ^ Republicans.

  • a mom @ July 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    i have to agree with the breastfeeding comment. my son was breastfed for 10 months and he’ll cling to any woman with a large rack. his daddy is the same way.