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Mary Kay Conventioneers Get Indicted for Falling Down on Escalator

Some Mary Kay conventioneers were hurt when an escalator malfunctioned. But from all reports, the ladies were remaining “positive and upbeat.” According to the paper, Mary Kay spokesman (and D CEO contributor) Crayton Webb had this to say about their cheerful disposition: “That is indictive of the Mary Kay woman.”

I’m still trying to parse that.

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6 Comments to “Mary Kay Conventioneers Get Indicted for Falling Down on Escalator”
  • matt

    Escalators up the pyramid scheme. How fast did other convention goers rush to the scene to sell blemish cover up?

  • Nate

    Think he meant to say indicative?

  • Bethany

    I’m shocked nobody contacted noted escalator expert Glenn Arbery for a quote.

  • Tim Rogers

    The coolest thing I’ve ever read about escalators: why people walk up stairs but not up escalators.

  • Don in Austin

    Must of tripped on one of those middle-aged woman prom dresses they wear.

  • Lisa

    I was there, it was very scary and not funny at all! Luckily no one was seriously hurt!
    I am happy to say it had nothing to do with a prom dress either =)