We’re doing a cover shoot with supermodel Erin Wasson today. Because I’m a thoughtful person, I got in touch with the Stars front office to see if agitator and fashionista Sean Avery would like to meet her. Turns out he’s spending another summer doing an internship at Vogue.
Correction: As is pointed out in the comments, this is his first stint at Vogue. I thought he’d already completed one and regret the error.
I’d like to meet her. Please direct me to the appropriate location!
Yes, we know all about his does-not-compute internship.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032008/sports/sean_avery__the_horse__runs_today_118279.htm
Hockey player fetches coffee for Winatour. Gay or not gay?
From May 27….
“I wanted to immerse myself in fashion,” Avery told Women’s Wear Daily. “I couldn’t think of a better place to do it than Vogue.”
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05272008/gossip/pagesix/ranger_takes_fashion_plunge_112623.htm
Not gay. He bangs supermodels and throws down at the drop of a hat.
Well… he doesn’t exactly “throw down at the drop of a hat”. He’s more of a Steve Ott type of player who has skills, but excels at getting under the opponents skin.
He dropped the mitts 6 times last year, a few against some decent fighters (I’m looking at you, David Clarkson). But, most of his fights were against guys like him who don’t go that often and serve a different purpose on the ice.
This will be his seventh season in the NHL and I don’t think he’ll win any popularity contests with his opponents. With his teammates? That’s probably a different story…
Personally, I would not feel comfortable having my linemate/agitator proclaim, “I want to immerse myself in fashion,” to WWD.
What’s next? A Las Vegas animal act with albino tigers and a (uncomfortably) close partner?
If my linemate/agitator could help me win a Stanley Cup, I wouldn’t care what he said to WWD.
Erin’s an awesome hometown girl. Aside from that, maybe Mr. Avery should keep himself from drowing in fashion by letting some out… maybe a new couture Stars jersey?
On second thought, maybe not.